Can I claim an Eastern European exchange student as a dependent to reduce my income below the phaseout threshold?

I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CombatCarlsHand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB.

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Why did the European win the race?

He Finnished first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Physicsboy2018
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What did the Eastern European say when he needed food?

β€œMom, I’m Hungary”

(Eastern euro joke 7/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What did the Eastern European say to his friend who was swearing a lot?

Hey, stop using such Bulgar language

(Eastern euro joke 6/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Why did the Eastern European student fail his test?

He was Russian to get it done

(Eastern euro joke 2/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?

Chowlemein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frenes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What did the Eastern European waiter say to the customer when he asked where the food was?

I’ll Serb you shortly sir.

(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What did the BLM activist say to the Eastern European?

Czech your privilege

(Eastern euro joke 4/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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If other European countries were to leave the EU
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toiletpaper007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What European people make the best explorers for Antarctica?

The Polish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoeDownClown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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There’s a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, β€œAre you a pole vaulter?”

The man says, β€œActually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ST3RR
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?

They were Hungary for change!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items

I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoS42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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β€œDad, do all European countries drive on the right?”

Dad: Yes, the Brits left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks β€œYou want the smoking or non-smoking area?”

β€œOh we want the hottest girls you got”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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my great grandfather was a very poor eastern european, starving on the streets

some say he's still hungary to this day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iisowo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Which Europeans are the best at burping contests?

Belgians.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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What was North America called long before the Europeans arrived?

USB C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gar_gar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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What do Japanese and Europeans call the first book of the Bible?

The Mega Drive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Mariposa5487
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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The European Union is disgusting. Don't believe me?

Say EU real fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/disconformity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Three European contrabass players were denied access to USA at the airport customs

They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plaineman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union.

It’s not EU, it’s me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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It's too bad that the Spanish were the first Europeans to settle in what is now San Francisco.

It would have been an ideal location for the Quakers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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I was Russian to the bathroom but I saw European.

Sorry.

^Also ^^what ^^^are ^^^^you ^^^^^doing ^^^^^^in ^^^^^^^my ^^^^^^^^bathroom???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0xFFF1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2015
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The European Union is held together by EU rope
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"

Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.

Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."

"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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What happened when the last European volcano erupted?

It Bratislava.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iTubbs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2017
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So this European comedy group is working on a movie with a bizarre plot - apparently a famous rock guitarist and drummer gains control of the weather and sends it haywire.

The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whosevelt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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The Schiaparelli Mars Lander exploded on impact with Mars, the European Space Agency announced...

The Lander is now known as Scraparelli.

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Touring the "medieval torture and execution" section of an old European castle, when I dropped this one...

"The guillotine truly was cutting-edge technology at the time."

A dad within earshot said he appreciated my sharp wit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowthunder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2015
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What do you call a European Country with the lllaaaadies...?

The CHICKrepublic!

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European? What's the difference between European and Imapean?

Dad Joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boflava17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValerieCreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkysocks999
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What was America called before the Europeans arrived?

USB C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gar_gar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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