A list of puns related to "The Eagles"
Nature abhors a vacuum.
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
He is now ill-eagle
It was ill-eagle.
He thought he was a bird of pray.
Talonted!
They are birds of pray after all.
Because it was illeagle.
"You are a bird of Manny talons", said Ted. Manny responded, "I really think that you are two talon Ted".
Because itβs βill eagleβ
Because it would be EelEagle
Coworker: oh did you watch the game?
Me: covered in blood and scratches what game
They're very talonted.
obviously you can't kill one, but you also can't relocate one from where it's living, cause an eagle nest to come to any harm, and the oddest part, as i'm not sure how they'd even track this, is there's even a bit in the law about infecting them with any communicable diseases?
but i suppose there's really no way around that being ill eagle
"I'm soary"
ill-eagle.
Poor owl.
A seagull
Because it would be illegal.
Until the recent discovery that there's actually a lot more out there. They just comb over.
because they are ill-eagle
Because it's illeagle
He is now ill-eagle
Talonted!
Talonted!
Talonted!
Talonted!
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