Q: Why don’t people starve in the desert?
A: Because you can eat the sand which is there.
Did you hear about the clown who lived in the desert?
He had a dry sense of humor.
I ran into my sibling while exploring the Sahara Desert.
I yelled out, "Oasis!"
Edit: My first ever attempt at a dad joke, and i never thought i would get anywhere this much upvotes. Thank y'all so much!
Before I met my wife my love life was hot like the Sahara desert.
My friend said that its impossible for a river to move through the desert.
I told him he was in deNile.
A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.
After finishing my meal, the waiter gave me the desert menu.
"Can I ask you something?" I said.
"Certainly," he replied.
I said, "Why did you just eat my food?"
How do you hide a horse in the desert?
How do soldiers stay hidden in the desert?
Did you hear about the couple getting ready for a day in the desert?
They were dunesday preppers.
Two cowboys are lost in the desert when one sees a tree draped in bacon. He yells “it’s a bacon tree” then runs to it and is shot up with bullets
It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
What kind of drugs do people in the desert do?
How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?
I usually toast my sand Witches.
What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?
They both have Sandy Claws.
Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
You won't ever starve In the desert
Because of all the sand-which is there.
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. “A bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
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A starving tribe marched their way to the desert to get food
because of the sand which is there.
What jokes are funniest in the desert?
The Sahara desert walks into a bar.
The barman says "long time no sea."
Why did the Doctor desert to Kim Jong-Un’s regime?
He wanted a change of Korea
Many years ago, all the female Warlocks perished in the desert.
The individual male Warlocks, try as they might, could not master the art of bringing back their counterparts and all seemed lost.
Then, two young Warlocks found that, by working together - one recreating the body while the other recreated the soul - they could bring them back to life from the very sand they died in.
It's crazy but they could finish each other's Sand Witches.
I was out in the desert on psychedelics , and I started tripping way too hard. So I took an acid reducer.
It didn't help me one bit!!!!
What is sweet and walks in the desert?
The best thing about being on a deserted island with a pair of twins?
Starting fires are easy since each of them will always have a match!
A mouse and an elephant are running together through the desert
The mouse looks behind him and says to the elephant, “look how much dust we’re making!”
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
That desert heat must have started getting to the sign makers
From my 8 year old: Dad, how do camels hide from predators?
Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.
Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!
I walked right into that one lol
Two very hungry men were wandering the desert when they see a bacon tree.
One runs up to eat the bacon, when all of the sudden he starts getting shot at from out of nowhere. He yells to his friend, "watch out! It's not a bacon tree. It's a hambush!"
*Borrowed from a friend who is very much dad material.
A man is starving in the desert and sees a bacon tree in the distance.
When he makes it over to the tree, a robber steps out and points a gun at him.
The man says, "whoa, I just wanted some of the bacon from the bacon tree!"
The robber grunts and says, "This ain't no bacon tree. This is a hambush!"
Why would you take sandpaper to the desert?
How come you can’t starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there
what do you get when you throw an eggo waffle into the california desert?
I was alone in the desert, hungry, and couldn't think of any puns...
.. then I met this magical pig, and she gave me a potion to make me funnier.
Best ham sand witch ever.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
Two cowboys were lost in the desert
They were starving hungry, and finally, they see a tree in the distance draped in bacon.
“Look!” says one of the cowboys, “It’s a bacon tree – we’re saved!”.
He runs towards the tree but is suddenly shot down in a hail of bullets.
With his last dying breath he stutters:
“It’s-It’s-It’s not a bacon tree... it’s-it’s a ham bush!”
So all of the deserts were playing a game were they tried to steal each other, the cookies were stealing the scones and the danishes were stealing the ice cream and they were all doing it pretty badly but the pie
So I was given the ability to fly the other day, decided to give it a whirl over the pacific. Little did I know how tired I was getting but just in the knick of time I saw a remote location that looked deserted off the coast, so what do I do?
If you're ever lost in the Sahara desert, at least you won't starve.
Because of all the sand-which-is there.
What celebrity likes the desert the most?
Why don't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Why is it you will never starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Why can’t a man starve in the desert?
Because of all of the sand which is there.
Why is it you'll never starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand wich is there.
The Sahara Desert drifts into a bar and the bartender says…
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