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The Dark Horse Puns

A list of puns related to "The Dark Horse"

The other day, I dreamt about a young horse that was so unruly. It refused to do anything during the day, but spent all of the dark hours being wild, running and fighting any other animals it could find.

It was a night-mare

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👤︎ u/Forsaken-Pickle
📅︎ Dec 06 2021
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What kind of horse only rides in the dark?

A nightmare

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👤︎ u/yeahnoikno
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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If you're shopping for horses in the dark, go for stallions.

I mean, you don't want nightmares do you.

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👤︎ u/Apostjustforthis
📅︎ Jun 18 2016
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The other day, I dreamt about a young horse that refused to do anything during the day, but would then spend all hours during dark running, making lots of noise, and even fighting the other animals

It was a night-mare

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👤︎ u/Forsaken-Pickle
📅︎ Dec 06 2021
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