The Dark Horse Puns

A list of puns related to "The Dark Horse"

The other day, I dreamt about a young horse that was so unruly. It refused to do anything during the day, but spent all of the dark hours being wild, running and fighting any other animals it could find.

It was a night-mare

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👤︎ u/Forsaken-Pickle
📅︎ Dec 06 2021
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What kind of horse only rides in the dark?

A nightmare

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👤︎ u/yeahnoikno
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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If you're shopping for horses in the dark, go for stallions.

I mean, you don't want nightmares do you.

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👤︎ u/Apostjustforthis
📅︎ Jun 18 2016
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Learn Chinese in 5 min

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

  1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
  12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
  13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
  14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
  15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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👤︎ u/edg0023
📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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The other day, I dreamt about a young horse that refused to do anything during the day, but would then spend all hours during dark running, making lots of noise, and even fighting the other animals

It was a night-mare

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👤︎ u/Forsaken-Pickle
📅︎ Dec 06 2021
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