Mr. Bean replaces the protagonist of the last movie you watched in theaters. If it was an ensemble, it's whoever you think would qualify as the lead, or clones of Mr. Bean replace everyone. It's up to you.
Can Mr. Bean finish the movie? Can he accomplish whatever tasks it was the protagonist set out to accomplish? Can he do it better than the protagonist originally did? Can he survive? Mr. Bean has the same motivations as the protagonists at the start of the movie and he is trying to accomplish whatever they did, in his own way.
For reference. Also, haha, he has a VSBattles profile.
How does he do?
- Challenge Round: Just horror movies.
Mr. Bean is worldwide one of the best-known and best-loved comedians, but little is known about his private life. Who is the real Mr. Bean? Here are a few snippets of information about the man behind the character.
I swear that dude thinks like a stoner and its fucking hilarious!
Evidence : In the opening you can hear choir noise , which is sometimes used to represent angels singing. Then a bright circular light appears. This is a representation of a portal to earth opening in heaven. Mr. Bean is then sent down to Earth but the high fall doesn't kill him because he is Jesus Christ but gives him brain damage.
Why is he on earth as a man then? He is looking for a rogue demon. A demon that has not shown his face but he has shown something. The car he drives in. Yes , I am in fact talking about the 3 wheel van guy. Of course because Mr. Bean has amnesia he forgets that he needs to go find him but God still tries to torment the demon by making the demon crash his car.
Setting as follows: Mr Bean has decided to embark upon a weekend away in Gotham. Naturally, he went to do some sightseeing and broke a bunch of stuff in a damaging, but ultimately lovable manner. Batman hears about this and decides to put a stop to the charade. Batman is allowed to prep as much as needed. However, Mr Bean is utterly oblivious so he is also at his most powerful.
Win conditions: If Batman captures and manages to supply enough evidence to convict Mr. Bean he wins. If Mr Bean manages to evade Batman he wins.
Round 1: Mr Bean is there for the weekend before catching a flight back.
Round 2: Mr Bean is there for a month.
Bonus round: Bruce Wayne is on holiday in London. Mr Bean sees him and, remembering the previous rounds, instantly makes the connection that he is Batman. How on earth can he prove this to the rest of the world?
Go check. The rest were just sketches outside the show.
I remember some video of a group of guys watching Mr. Bean then looking into the camera and saying "BEAN" in unison. It was just a short clip like 10 seconds long or something
So I thought of a fun cursed item to give a party in the future. It is intended to be loosely based on Berry Bott's Every Flavor Beans from the Harry Potter Universe. The idea is that it is an endless food supply. You have a good chance of getting a normal bean (be it delicious or disgusting) but there will be a somewhat small chance you get a cursed (or even more rarely blessed?) bean that will provide a random effect to the player that consumes it. Most of these effects should be minor and mostly flavor. I would really appreciate some help compiling a d100 minor curses list to use for this. I have a few to get started.
Still debating on how easily removable these effects should be and how long they should last, input on stuff like that is also appreciated.
| Flavor | Effect | Duration? | Save? | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Coffee | You feel hyper. Whenever you use a movement action you always go 5 ft further than intended in a straight line unless blocked by a wall. DM note: This should always be 5ft farther than the player "intended" such that if they try stopping 5ft in front of their intended location they still go 5ft past it. | ||
| 2 | Tapioca | Everything seems normal to you. To everyone else you appear as an elder version of yourself. | ||
| 3 | A mixture of berries | Your gender swaps to the opposite of your current one. Your stats and abilities are unaffected by this. | ||
| 4 | Cotton Candy | You find that your body has been regressed to a young child of your race. Your stats and abilities are unaffected by this. | ||
| 5 | A small jolt of electricity | You learn one random useless fact. | ||
| 6 | Pepper | You sneeze anytime anyone says your name. | ||
| 7 | Steak | You grow Bull horns, a cow tail, and a nose ring. None of these effect your combat abilities | ||
| 8 | Earwax | Everytime you make a sound based perception check, you yell "what?!" | ||
| 9 | Salt | You become suddenly much more snarky as you're compelled to tell people what you actually think of them | ||
| 10 | Smoke | Food that's burnt suddenly tastes much better, but anything not burnt is just raw and disgusting to you | ||
| 11 | Salmon | You keep finding random wet fish in your pockets, satchel, backpack, hat, etc. | ||
| 12 | Bitter | You are compelled to one-up every conversation topic you hear. (Including conversation you are not a part of) | ||
| 13 | Oranges | Your skin turns orange even though you perceive it as normal. | ||
| 14 | Soap | You cannot lie. | 1d4 days | |
| 15 | Chicken | Every time you hit an enemy that's 5' away from an ally, you hit your ally too for 1d4 and |
If you think it would make a better story feel free to remove the second part of the prompt
