A list of puns related to "The Crocodiles"
I think they’re in de Nile.
People tried to warn her, but she was already in de Nile.
Because they are natural Na'vigators.
Because they are in the Nile.
It depends on if you see them in awhile, or later.
Gaiters.
"one will see you later whereas the other will see you in a while!"
Alligator - like a stumpy U
Crocodile - like a long V
Caiman - like a wrecking ball
A police officer stops his car, jumps out and says to me "you shouldn't have that thing here, take it to the zoo mate!"
"Good Idea officer" I replied ....
Took my crocodile for another walk today when the same cop stops and jumps out of his car again... "I thought I told you yesterday to take that bloody thing to the zoo mate!"
I did officer, and today we're going to the movies!"
I heard they had to call in an investi-gator
But I think it all depends on when you’ll see them again.
Think I might be Lacoste intolerant
He had a reptile dysfunction
Usually they only grow four though
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.
Croco-dial
Pay attention to whether it sees you later or in a while.
If it doesn’t sound true then it’s a croc.
I did, and we had great fun! Today I'm taking him to the cinema instead.
He has ereptile dysfunction and lives in Lake Flaccid
Nothing. He lived in de-nile.
He was stuck in de Nile :(
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit ➡I think they're in de Nile.
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while.
One you'll see later and the other you'll meet after a while.
You'll see one later and one after a while
You see one later and one in a while
One will see you later, and the other will see you after a while.
One will see ya later
The other . . . after a while
One you’ll see later and one you’ll see after awhile!
You'll see the alligator later and the crocodile in a while.
An alligator will see you later and a crocodile will see you after a while
You see one in a while, and the other a bit later.
You will see one later and one in a while.
It depends if they see you later or in awhile.
Whether you see it later or in awhile.
Timing...one will see you later and one will see you in just a little while.
One will see you later. The other will see you after while
One you see later the other you see after a while.
sees you later or in a while.
One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.
You take note of whether it sees you later or in a while
But then I saw him a bit later, so it must have been an alley-gator.
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