The Counting Crows Puns

A list of puns related to "The Counting Crows"

If you're ever in a position where you need to tell the difference between a Crow and a Raven...

...then an easy trick is to count the pinion feathers on each of their wings. A Crow typically has one more feather when compared to a Raven.

That's right - it's just a matter of a pinion.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Winfinity
šŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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Gave the wife the bird with this one.

Me- I got rid of the crows that attacked the dog today. I took them to a concert.

Wife- What?

Me- I got 3 of them. I was counting crows....

Wife- stop.

Me- yeah I think I murdered that joke...

Wife- please stop.

Me- looks like Iā€™m eating crow on this one... Wife from the other room- omg are you done yet!?

Me- Iā€™m giving you the bird right now! You humor sucks!

Wife- lol! You are an idiot!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Yeoshua82
šŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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