Who is the favourite comedian of a masochist?
Why did the squirell think he was a comedian?
Because he could tell acorny joke
As a comedian, I tell jokes about the unemployed.
Unfortunately, none of them work.
I sure got a kick out of seeing the comedian perform.
I would have preferred a handshake, though.
What did the cannibalistic comedian say when the audience was hard to eat?
Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?
He wanted to be naan-offensive.
Shush I'm watching the comedian
Oh wait i mean the president
Creds to my dad for that joke
What’s the collective noun for a group of Japanese calligraphy comedians?
Say what you want about carrot top, but fact of the matter is he’s out there making a living as a comedian
You gotta give him props for that
Where do all the comedians in Japan live?
Did you hear about the comedian who fell through some floor boards?
He was just going through a stage
Did you hear about the ophthalmologist who was also a comedian?
His jokes are pretty cornea.
Why wasn’t the sphere a comedian?
Last night, there was such an amazing stand-up comedian at the party that we decided to raise our glasses filled with alcohol to praise him.
What do you call a comedian who can’t remember the punchline
Idk I’m the one who’s asking
What happened to the cobra comedian when it bombed on stage?
Apparently a bunch of comedians are making their own beer at the local pub.
I don't know, sounds like a big brewhaha to me.
You are watching a stand-up comedy and suddenly the comedian sits down
Before the crash, I use to be a a pretty good stand up comedian
Now I'm a sit down comedian.
A comedian would do a set, each show, where he sprinted to either side of the stage with his mouth tied up.
Did you hear the one about the world’s most honorable comedian?
He was a real stand-up guy.
My friend the comedian normally gets lots of applause after his act, but the last time it was nothing but boos...
He must have been having a bad har day.
Why was the baker such a good comedian?
Because he had such a rye sense of humor
Why did the comedians climb the mountain?
Cause they thought it would be hill-arious!!!
Cassius the Comedian Cat Joke #159
Did you hear about the Spanish midget comedian who wasn’t very funny?
Did you hear about the Pizza Hut driver that tried to be a stand up comedian?
His jokes were terrible but his delivery was spectacular.
What do you call a comedian going to the washroom?
Why was the puppy comedian unsuccessful?
Terrible timing. He always told his jokes without any paws.
If a comedian gets boiled for the cannibalistic tribe's dinner...
Does that mean he became a laughing stock?
So I guess the comedian couldn’t get his audience of body builders to laugh.
Did you hear the comedian in a wheelchair?
you could say it wasn’t stand up comedy.
What's the problem with being a comedian?
Everyone thinks your a joke
Did you hear about the termite who became a standup comedian?
He brought the house down.
Do you know why astronauts make the best comedians?
Their sense of humor is just out of this world
Did you hear about the mosquito who became a comedian?
Why did the comedian stop performing in Hawaii?
Because the people there wouldn't even give him "A low-ha"
What's the difference between me and a comedian?
The Comedians get paid to be laughed at.
Who was the best comedian in the Bible?
Samson.
He brought the house down.
Why did the comedians go to jail?
Why did the comedian go to JoAnn Fabrics?
He wanted to get some new material.
When the comedian ran out of ideas for his set...
Have you ever heard of the mushroom who wanted to be a comedian?
Did you hear about the Mosquito who became a comedian?
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