Did you heard about the cave-in at the cheesecake factory?

There was de-brie everywhere

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📅︎ May 22 2021
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The local Cheesecake Factory exploded recently...

All that was left was the De Brie.

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📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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Did you hear about the explosion at the Cheesecake Factory?

All that was left was da brie.

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👤︎ u/f_gally
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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Was at the Cheesecake Factory last night, saw Chicken Bellagio on the menu.

Sounds good, but I think it might be a bit of a gamble

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👤︎ u/IamManfred
📅︎ Apr 02 2018
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Got a few the other day.

I cut my finger open and didn't notice it.

Dad: "Hey, you cut your finger pretty bad there."

Me: "I did? Didn't notice. I lost feeling in that one a few years ago when I cut it open at the base."

Dad: "I lost sensation in my thumb after I did the same thing, so I know the feeling... Or do I?"

Driving to the store.

Me: "The tires feel kind of flat. Should probably stop at a gas station and increase the pressure."

Dad: "We have to be careful, though. Too much pressure and they'll get nervous."

Going to the Cheesecake Factory.

Me: "We have to take the bridge, right?"

Dad: "Yeah, but we're gonna have to give it back afterwards."

Goddammit, dad.

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👤︎ u/ZTheJerk
📅︎ Nov 04 2013
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