Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?
It's usually pretty dead.
my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...
Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?
Me: their wallets
Dad: A snow bank!
I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(
F in the chat for all the batteries in the world who have died.
This one went by cold with the rest of the chat. Stone-cold.
My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.
I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."
She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.
Family group chat asking my Dad about the giant bottle of Mustard he bought
A pump? No, I just refill a smaller squeeze bottle to fit in the fridge.. but I relish all the comments you guys made. - Bryan (59)
My humour was not well received in the family group chat...
Ang meant to say specifically and was roasted in the family chat.
F in the chat
Two peanuts were walking down the street One was a salted
My friends wanted to ban me from the group chat for this.
Pun chat in the tindersphere... Please r/puns, can we have a collective “uggghhhhh” that these people even exist?
When your dad drops his jokes in the family group chat.
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