A list of puns related to "The Channels"
He has a lot experience working remote
It’s a real game changer
It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Singing in the shower is all fun until soap gets in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera
Thespian Network
He was a frat buoy.
It must be in a remote location
He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.
There's too much sax and violins.
So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce
The Mike Rowe organism.
It was in a remote location
about American Pickers.
A marathon of marathons.
Before today this guy had 22 subscribes. Since being posted on reddit, his subscriber count is much higher. Regardless, his Dad jokes are unparalleled.
"Do you know which president had the strongest stomach muscles? Abs Lincoln."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_owbX2VkcE
Edit: Au, thanks for the gold!
(You're entering the conversation when it really matters)
Me: Oh nice, so did you spend time watching the Olympics?
Friend: No, I don't really watch the olympics that much actually.
Me: Same here...I only watch it every four years...
A torrent!
The "One Two Three" cat made it, but the "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
I can’t deal with all the Fake Hues!
It's called PH1.
He said, "Yes, but it gets old quick."
Coworker: you're the weather channel
Me: you're right.... my name isn't 'Not_Mr_Manager', it's always been 'the weather channel'. It was all just... a front.
Me: "I'm kind of like Egypt."
Daughter: "How's that?"
Me: "We both have toot-in-common."
And he sees the film "Gladiator" with Russell Crowe is on and he looks at me and goes "Gladiator!! And so was she!!!" Hahahaha I just about fucking died.
Two Cats swimming the English Channel to France, one was called One Two Three and the other Un Deux Trois
which cat made it?
One Two Three because Un deux trois Cat Sank
They were named One Two Three, and Un Deux Trois.
England won; The Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.
Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!
Told by my physics teacher, who is a dad himself.
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