I need to speak with the chair
What's the best chair for a fever?
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs
Why did the nurse get second chair in the symphony?
Because they were a Band-Aid
Have you heard of the man who survived the electric chair
I was shocked but he wasn't
What did the chair say after it finished travelling around the world?
All the chairs in my town were stolen
And the people can’t stand it.
A man purposely crashed two passenger trains, killing hundreds. Why didn’t he get the electric chair?
Turns out he was a really bad conductor.
What did the train engineer say when the electric chair didn’t work on him?
“I guess I’m just a good conductor”
My friend was a chair upholstery technician but got the coronavirus. It took him out 2 weeks, but he's finally getting better...
I can't believe they gave that engineer who wrecked the train in New York the electric chair. And he survived it!
I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.
My friend got caught trying to steal the most expensive chair in the world
and it was all because he was told to please take a seat
One of the legs of this chair is shorter than the others.
I'm trying to just be okay with it but if I'm being honest it just doesn't sit well with me.
My grandfather is really frustrated that he has to take the stair chair lift because of his age.
It’s driving him up the wall.
Looking for an easier way to get chopped spaghetti off the floor. (Under the high chair)
Because my current solution is not cutting it.
Why did the chair break when a plank fell on it?
Why did the giant eat the chairs?
He wanted to make them into stools.
I have one thing to say to the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can hide, but you can’t run.
I found a really nice chair on sale the other day, but I wasn't sure it was worth buying
I decided to sit on it for a while and decide later
In a one story house the walls are blue, the chairs are blue, the floor is blue, the lights are blue, the living room is blue, the bedrooms are blue, the kitchen is blue, even the air has a blueish tint. What color are the stairs?
The house is ONE STORY it has no stairs.
At first he never liked the chair. Then he found out it was an antique.
After this, he chair-ished it for life.
The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.
And so today, the french fries.
Someone asked me if the leather chair I was selling smells.
No, it doesn't I told them. It's a chair and doesn't have a nose.
Today, my arm got pinned between my wife's chest and the chair.
I name all my farts 'the chair'...
That way I can always use the defense, "That was the chair"
I donated a camp chair to the orchestra instrument drive.
I heard every symphony has a first chair.
Hey, did you hear about the semi that overturned and spilled all the rolling chairs onto the highway for several miles?
It was a widespread case of loose stools.
Have you heard about the scammy chair company?
The guy in the wheel chair hates going to the courtroom
What did the chair say to the other chair?
The “C” and “H” are important for a chair
Because without them you’ll just be sitting on air
As I sat on my chair sipping my cup of tea, my son came out searching for me only to leave the room without seeing me.
As he left I exclaimed, "Man, this InvisibiliTEA is great!"
The king's chair was lumpy and uncomfortable.
What time was it when the elephant sat in the chair?
My wife walked in to see that our boys had built a fort in the living room. She shouted, ''PUT THOSE CHAIRS AND BEDSHEETS BACK!!"
I yelled, "YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!!" as I climbed out of fort…
I kept telling my son the same joke while we were building chairs.
I was up in arms that he looked board, but I nailed it eventually.
What do you call the Grim Reaper's Father's favorite evil chair?
Death's Pa's Seat O' Doom
Why can't I buy occasional chairs and periodic tables in the same store?
I was at the garden centre the other day. I said, "Can I have three chairs for my patio please?"
He said, "Why, what's so special about it?"
What did the table say to the chair?
To the man in the wheel chair that stole my camouflage jacket
You can’t run but you can hide
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