A list of puns related to "The Casino"
Make sure to swab the deck
Slight misunderstanding about the Craps table!
He shakes his head and responds: "Sorry friend, I don't handle stakes well."
because thers soo many cheetahs
lol 😄
Because he was on a roll
It really wasn’t iDEAL.
Dad: Sure, why? Son: I need to go to the bathroom and the sign says they have the best craps in the state.
At the end of the weekend there is a Brother that goes around to all the casinos to cash them out and make a deposit.
He’s the Chip Monk.
It’s free Tibet
GameStop.
When everybody Lay’s their chips on the table.
He thought the 2.5% rake policy applied to leaves.
It seems they thought he was a Cheetah.
It's a Corolla of the dice.
They assured me they were dealing with it.
He turned out to be a small arms dealer.
And I say "But I'm the blackjack dealer, it's my job to hit people."
But I’ll learn to deal with it.
The Count Room
Didn't accept my reservation.
He said the steaks were too high.
Every time he came in, there was a pair of dice lost.
I said, “What’re you playing, craps?”
Taking a piss in the bathroom, random guy 1 pissing next to me. Random guy 2 enters
Random Guy 1: oh shit what's up RG2 happy birthday dude Random Guy 2: Thanks man it's actually my birthday for once Me: I'm pretty sure you've had more than one birthday
Many groans were expressed
He was on a roll
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