What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
Have you heard the joke about the capital building?
Moscow is the capital of black holes...
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital
I suppose they really like D.C.
What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
What’s the capital in France?
What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?
I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown
You'd think they were used to being stuck home
What is the egg capital of Japan?
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
ENTER A NEW PASSWORD “chicken” THE PASSWORD REQUIRES A CAPITAL!!!
What's the capital of Alaska?
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. “What is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.
The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”
I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.
While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.
It’s the end of work on Friday, it’s been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.
How is “George” not the state capital
“The capital of Djibouti
Should be djabutthole”
-my father
Why does Darth Vader live in a castle on Mustafar and not in the capital?
Because he does not like coarse sand.
What’s the capital of Brazil?
What is the trailer park capital of the US?
what is the capital of new mexico?
Whats the Capital of the African nation Djibouti?
What's the capital of Alaska?
Dad: What's the capital of Alaska?
Me: Juneau.
Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.
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What is the world's stupidest capital city?
What do you call your stupid cousin from the Capital of Syria?
My friend went to the capital of South Korea on business and fell in love!
She found her Seoul-mate!
What country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
What's the capital of Turkey?
Did you know that the capital of Ireland is the fastest growing city in the world?
What’s the capital of Arizona?
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
Which country’s capital is the fastest growing?
Ireland’s.
Every year it’s Dublin.
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