I couldn't get a single byte
Because in βΓterβs Placeβ no one here uses cream.
I don't know whether it's because she likes me or because I dress like a fifth century nomad...
Judging from the expresso on his face, he's not too happy with me.
Itβs grate
The only thing they sold was LGBtea
There was an astronomically long line!
Apparently they're short handed.
They make you Fiji tea.
The food is good but the service is slow. They're always short handed.
It said, "We are looking for a cleaner."
Hmm, I wonder where he got to.
You might say it ran out of steam.
"Does it affect the price?" I asked.
"No, not at all." she replied.
"In that case, I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
He didnβt want to make a scene.
Our motto would be, we're serving one another.
My dad glances over and says "Be respectful, we're passing by a holey place."
I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"
She said "I fixed it!"
I replied "No, you defaced it!"
We went out as a family to a country park at the weekend and decided to get some ice creams. We sent my Dad, my Uncle and my Brother to the window on the side of the cafe to get them, but they were understaffed and both members of staff were focussing their efforts on making sandwiches on Baguettes.
My Uncle and Brother started grumbling about the wait;
"Don't rush him" says Dad, "he's on a roll..."
We were doing the close down of the cafe I work at and I was told to clean the toilet. Obviously once cleaned no one can use it that day otherwise it'd have to be cleaned again. "Anyone need the toilet before I go and clean it?" I said. Then without meaning to make a joke, ended it with "If not, keep quiet and forever hold your peace (piece)." It took a while for it to sink in but everyone laughed.
Dad: "Ah man, this place gives me the crepes."
At this point, the "closed" part was facing us. So I recoiled in horror and exclaimed "the outside's closed! Looks like we're trapped in here".
