The Buffet Puns

A list of puns related to "The Buffet"

Why is the clock in the buffet always wrong?

it keeps going back 4 seconds.

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👤︎ u/Castor_volk
📅︎ Jul 31 2021
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Did you see the time traveler at the buffet?

He went back four seconds

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👤︎ u/Majorpain2006
📅︎ Oct 28 2021
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I took my friend to an Indian buffet and he complained about the bread.

It turned out to be a Naan issue.

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👤︎ u/Slappy_G
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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👤︎ u/bb5x24
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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At the last buffet I went to, I ate two plates.

I wish I would have found the food.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?

Not all heroes, where crepes?

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.

They said I was being too shellfish.

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👤︎ u/txredwolf11
📅︎ May 25 2019
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Why was the stopwatch behind when it left the buffet?

It kept going back four seconds.

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👤︎ u/Mini_Mega
📅︎ May 26 2019
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I went to a $15 all-you-can-eat buffet and when I got up to refill my plate, the manager said that I wasn’t allowed to get seconds.

I said, “What happened to ‘all-you-can-eat for $15?’”

The manager said, “That is all you can eat for $15 dollars.”

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👤︎ u/2010_12_24
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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I'm always the last one eating at the Chinese buffet

Rice guys finish last.

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👤︎ u/dannyofangell
📅︎ Jan 07 2015
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The all you can eat seafood buffet had restrictions I didn’t know about :/

I should have read the crab clause

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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Did you hear that Nashville's goaltender got thrown out of an all-you-can-eat pasta buffet during the Stanley Cup?

Turns out Pekka Rinne can wreck a penne...

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👤︎ u/the_Stick
📅︎ Jun 19 2017
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Working the buffet...

Grabbing some white rice, yellow rice, and some brown rice along the way.

Daughter asks "Why are you getting some of each?"

"'Cos I'm all about ricial diversity."

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👤︎ u/darthp8r
📅︎ Jul 02 2016
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Got my wife at the Chinese buffet

My wife asked me to get her some soup at the buffet but there were no dumplings for the soup. I apologized for returning without the soup knowing that it, "left her wonton".

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👤︎ u/Foment_life
📅︎ Aug 31 2014
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Why is the clock slow in the buffet room

It keeps going back 4 seconds

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👤︎ u/The_Fox1984
📅︎ Aug 08 2021
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