She was a real drama dairy.
http://imgur.com/a/L5641Zy
It’s a play on words.
The sequel about the phone book is supposed to have a lot of good numbers in it.
You da real MVPs.
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Everyone else - if you take 30 seconds to let people off before cramming your way on like you're diving for the last scrap of food in an empty granary, everyone will get on the train faster. Fewer trains will need to have doors held open to accommodate people trying to get on and off in both directions, and the overall backup will be less.
We all hate being late, we all hate being crammed in the train like we're processed goods in a can. We're all dreading the person we're crammed up against making a really wet and stinky fart - we don't need to make it worse with collective impatience and herd mentality.
This goes especially to the dude who got super mad at me today when I blocked people getting on until everyone had finished getting off.
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Parent comment pitches the musical title.
Child comments develop the musical; songs, costume, story, characters, casting etc.
Impress me, amateurs.
WARNING GRAPHIC POST AHEAD; LEAVE NOW IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE SENSITIVE SUBJECTS
I was just doing my usual daily listening session of “The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway” (1974) and I reached Disc 2. It was all normal as usual until I reached “The Lamia” on Side 3, and I realized something awful.
In the song, it’s clearly stated that Rael “slips into the nectar, leaving his shredded clothes behind” and that they (presumably the snakes, but I’ll have to research it more) “nibble at the fruit of [his] flesh]”, among things that lead me to believe that Rael >!had s/x with them!< (this won’t be spoilered any longer, so be warned).
That was troubling to begin with, but it got worse and worse. After a little while, “The Colony of Sippermen” on Side 4 began, and I was even more mortified. If my theory is correct, after having s/x with the snakes, Rael turns into a guy with slippers, and to get rid of the slippers, he needs to get his p/nis amputated!
One of the Slippermen tells Rael to go to Dr. Diaper, who will “whip off [his] windscreenwiper”, and when he gets there, the doc says something about “the end of [Rael’s] tail”, and Rael tells him to “dock the dick”. Whatever happened then resulted in Rael possessing a “yellow plastic shoobedoobe”, also called a “pickle”.
This all sounds like gibberish, but I’ve done extensive research, and I’ve found that all of these things can also mean p/nis!
The only thing I can’t figure out is what Rael meant by “dick” because every time I look it up, I find websites that I need to be 18 to go on, so I can’t do it for a few more years. That’s where it falls on you: we must act like scientists to figure out what Peter Gabriel meant when he wrote those lyrics, so please, share your findings!
If my theory is correct, we need to talk to Peter Gabriel about these troubling lyrics and force him to change them so that the songs aren’t so vulgar and vile. We must be the change we want to see in this world!
Alright everybody, stay safe, and watch out for vulgar things online.
- Atrapper
Across from the Courthouse and by Liquid Planet. Your car was hit hard enough by a silver Dodge Durango (I think) to leave a large dent on your rear bumper. Looks like she slid into you. All I witnessed was her sitting in her Dodge and looking around a lot, then leaving. I don’t know if a note was left, and even if it was, it’s snowing so much you might not find it. I have the license plate number and called 9-1-1 to report the accident. If this is your car, please contact police immediately. I’m happy to provide you with the license plate # and more details of what I saw.
Edit: holy shit. Thanks for the gold!
Edit 2: update here
