As a Russian prepares to cross the Ukrainian border, the border guard asks, “Occupation?”
“No,” says the Russian. “Just visiting.”
There was once a man in Baghdad who tried to leave the country by foot, but after crossing the border he was met with a mountain he couldn't climb.
He was stuck between Iraq and a hard place.
Why do Mexicans cross the American border in Pairs?
Because the sign says 'No Trespassing'
I went to Borders and asked the blonde for a book about turtles
She said 'hardback?' So I replied, 'yeah, with 4 legs and little heads'
I got a picture of two people crossing the border from Sweden. They asked which one of them crossed the border first…
I told them it was a photo Finnish.
gollum was arrested by border guards at the mordor border last night...
South of the border is a sea of violence, hate, corruption, disease, and division I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.
Why did the Slovakian cross the border, look around for a minute, and cross back?
Zelensky has massive balls, so how do you get them from Kyiv to the border for the peace talks?
What do you call the border of South Poland?
I used to know two European sound technicians just across the border from each other: a Slovakian one…
“What do you mean I’m too controlling?” said the border collie
“You herd me” replied the sheep
Putin is going on vacation to the Ukraine. He gets stopped at a checkpoint on the border and the Ukrainian guard asks "Name and occupation?"
"Vladimir Putin and not occupying, only visiting."
If a plane crashes on the border of the US and Mexico and hundreds die in the crash, where do you bury the survivors?
A frog had his son right at the border of Poland. He wasn't officially considered Polish because he wasn't in the country.
Missouri has the most bordering states (8, tied with tennessee) out of any of the 50 United States of America. You know what they say, Missouri loves company.
I crossed the border into Mexico without much hassle. Crossing it a second time was fine too, but on the third time a guard stopped me and said “Sorry
A nato border
In Ukraine, the decision was made to lease a 1km strip of land along the border to a nato country such as Poland.
That way Ukraine would get the protection of nato without all the complications.
During the negotiations it was suggested to reduce the strip from one kilometer to one meter.
The Ukrainian negotiator said “no. Pole Vaulters.”
The nato negotiator said “I don’t understand. Yes my name is Vaulters, but I am Latvian.”
3 Mexicans tried to cross the border,but only 2 got through.Why?
There was a sign that said no tres passing.
Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?
How do you smuggle a cat over the border.
You launch it over with a Cat-apult
I was trying to reshape the border of my back yard when my neighbours fence fell over...
Why couldn't the number 3 cross the border?
Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the border?
Me neither, I couldn't follow it.
What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?
Sick eagle crossed the border without a passport
What do you say when you cross the border between Sweden and Finland?
And across the Finnish line
How I got away from the Taliban?
I walked west to get out of Afghanistan, and after I crossed the border, Iran.
^(Footnote: Iran is the neighboring country of Afghanistan to the west.)
I hope the tension on the Kashmir border doesn't escalate.
But I think it will work out Indian (In-di-an).
Patrolling the borders with a keen eye and a whole lot of prejudice [OC]
After the borders reopen I am going to visit Greenwich, England!!!
There is a lot that I want to accomplish in The Mean Time!!
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
What do you call three Mexicans crossing the border?
If Luis Fonsi crosses the border...
...does he become trespacito?
I heard there’s a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across. If you cant bear to do that you are borderline insane, its not even against the claw!
What are the borders of Finland called?
Are the borders of Finland....
The Soviet was eager to get to the border to defect
He was Russian to the Finnish line
Gollum was arrested by border guards at the mordor border last night...
Apparently he got caught smeagling a precious ring
A sick eagle crossed the border without a passport
Why do Mexicans only cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says no Tres passing.
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