In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
3 Mexicans tried to cross the border,but only 2 got through.Why?
There was a sign that said no tres passing.
How do you smuggle a cat over the border.
You launch it over with a Cat-apult
I was trying to reshape the border of my back yard when my neighbours fence fell over...
Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the border?
Me neither, I couldn't follow it.
After the borders reopen I am going to visit Greenwich, England!!!
There is a lot that I want to accomplish in The Mean Time!!
What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?
I hope the tension on the Kashmir border doesn't escalate.
But I think it will work out Indian (In-di-an).
Sick eagle crossed the border without a passport
Why couldn't the number 3 cross the border?
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
What do you call three Mexicans crossing the border?
The Soviet was eager to get to the border to defect
He was Russian to the Finnish line
I drove from Spain to France. A lot of ants were in the car when we crossed the border. Are they immigr-ants?
My problematic teen kid just fled across the border
He really crossed the line this time!
I heard there’s a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.
Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?
What are the borders of Finland called?
Patrolling the borders with a keen eye and a whole lot of prejudice [OC]
If Luis Fonsi crosses the border...
...does he become trespacito?
When Trump closes the border, if the US runs out of avocados, is that just one big guac block?
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Are the borders of Finland....
What did the plant say when it left for the border?
Why do Latinos cross the border two at a time?
'Cause they see a sign that reads, No Tres Passing.
It seems I can't find the border between Russia and Alaska using my compass.
I couldn't get my Bering Strait.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across. If you cant bear to do that you are borderline insane, its not even against the claw!
A bird with cancer sneaks over the Mexican Border
He's an ill-eagle immigrant.
Instead of a border wall, the US should build a dome...
... they can call it the freedome.
The Finland-Russia border
Should just be called the Finnish Line.
What did the russians say reaching the Finish border?
We made it to the finish line.
For having such strong opinions on border security, Donald Trump sure can cross the line.
They should rename the border between Denmark and Germany.
What do you say when you cross the border between Sweden and Finland?
And across the Finnish line
A sick eagle crossed the border without a passport
Why do Mexicans only cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says no Tres passing.
What do you call the border of Finland ?
Why can't Mexicans cross the border in 3's
Because the sign says no tres-passing
Why did only two Mexicans cross the border?
The sign said "No trespassing."
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