Two contractors are working on a building design

The first one is looking at the blueprint and finds that the stairs don't have enough space so he consults his supervisor. He shows him the blueprint and the space and says "there's not enough room so we need to change it to be either a ladder or an elevator". The supervisor thinks for a moment and replies "the latter"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supergamer422
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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A Warframe related dad joke

I was playing Warframe with a few buddies on Teamspeak. One of them is annoyed with the roll he got from his void relic and that all he'd get was a Forma Blueprint.

To which I replied "Well, it spawned forma reason."

Cue groans from chat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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Got my boss this morning.

I walked into the office to offer my morning greetings and saw my boss hunched over a large pile of blueprints...

"Big plans for the day?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fitzlurker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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