A list of puns related to "The Blackout"
Me: I got drunk last night and had a blackout.
Friend: OMG, are you ok?
Me: Yeah, but the mosquito that bit me and the electric company aren’t though.
Me, to my dad, regarding potential blackouts in the SF Bay Area: Are any blackouts planned for your neighborhood?
My dad, to me: Probably, but we are in the dark about it.
I'm a teacher, and due to recent storms we've had a few short-lived blackouts.
Today in class the electricity was being fixed by the company and they had to shut the lights off for a few minutes.
Secretary (comes in the room): were there any problems with the lights off?
Me (I've got this, I'm ready!): No, we were delighted.
The secretary left, paused outside and then came back in with the worst glare possible. Yes!!!
Thank you guys, I was prepared.
Edit: Front page!!! Awesome! This is the highlight of my day! Keep your puns coming, I love them all (and I'm secretly practicing them for the proper opportunity).
Thank you so much /user/x9x9x9x9x9 for the gold! It made everything that much better.
Keep your puns coming you guys (especially teachers!).
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