My cat kept trying to climb my Christmas tree so I put aluminum around the base of the tree.
Her plans have been foiled.
The most rounded up base I've ever seen, not gonna lie
Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:
Death care.
Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?
She saw the sine.
Deep in the villain’s super secret base
Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.
His minions replied, “We’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”
When we were kids, we used books of epic poems as bases. I once slid head first into "The Odyssey"...
I hit a Homer.
I remember the first time I got to second base...
Ahhh, the mammaries
Why did the empire have such a hard time finding the Rebel Base?
They were looking in Alderaan places
TIL Navy bases are known as temples of the sea
They are a place of warship
Hey guys! I’ve just made the world’s largest pizza base!
I’d like to see anyone top that!
Last night I watched a performance of the accapella group from the nearby army base.
It has Major problems.
Did you guys hear about the man that walked into a convenience store naked, balancing on the rounded parts of his feet near the base of his toes, juggling 3 globes, and somehow managed to rob the place?
The balls on that guy.
To remove scale from the bath, acid works much better than a base
I'm not gonna lye
What do you call a phosphate, a nitrogenous base, and deoxyribose at the beach?
A nucleotide.
How does C3P0 get to the imperial base on Endor?
Ewoks.
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
I made the world's largest pizza base the other day.
I'd like to see someone top that!
