No key and The Bandit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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No key and The Bandit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Why did the case of the toilet bandit go cold?

They had nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ycarusbog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Have you heard of the underwater google bandit?

They can’t find him because victims are only giving vague descriptions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obscure_Things
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Did you hear about the sheep riding bandit?

They say he's still on the lamb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HighPressureH2O
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Have you heard about the one-armed bandit? ...

He has already robbed five banks single-handedly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Did you hear about the aluminum bandit?

The police just foiled his plans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keauxbi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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What did the aluminum bandits say when they were caught?

We've been foiled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xj3ewok
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.

The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.

It was a ham bush

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MafiaCub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.

Piracy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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The prosecution brought Smokey to the stand.

He would bear witness to the Bandit's evil doings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upvoter_NeverDie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2023
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What did they call the Mexican-Arab slot machine?

The Juan Ahmed bandit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlcjoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?

The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadgerEatCheese
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Old Robinhood

In a village just outside Sherwood Forest lived Old Robinhood, he had lived a very exciting life with his band of merry men, and his cause of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor and had a fantastic time doing it. He even had a sign outside his door that said, Robinhood, Bandit - but somehow the law never seemed to have noticed and he had lived in plain sight, doing good deeds, giving away money anonymously and living for the cause.

But now age had started to catch up and not being as nimble as he once was close escapes had started to get uncomfortably close. So he decided to retire and hand over the leadership of his band to his son.

So, Robin called his son over to him and said, β€˜Son, I want you to take over from me as leader of the merry men. Steal and pillage all you want, but never forget the cause - we only take from the rich to give to the poor’.

β€˜Father, I will do as you say’ said Robin’s son whose name was Robinson, β€˜but tell me one thing, why do you stay anonymous when giving money away?

Why not let people know of your good deeds - you have a sign outside that says bandit and you’ve never been caught, why not add the cause to the sign and say β€˜Robinhood, Bandit, steals from the rich to give to the poor’?

β€˜Fool, screamed Robin, if you put the cause over the sign then you will get caught’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yakapuka11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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