The Arsonists Puns

A list of puns related to "The Arsonists"

After the most historic series of fires ever, an arsonist goes into the police station to turn himself in.

It was his claim to flame

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👤︎ u/AsSheenOnTV
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?

He met his match.

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👤︎ u/bobwhiz
📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories!

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👤︎ u/RobbieMac97
📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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