Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "The Aquarium"
that's called Betta testing.
I know it might not be much, but I still feel like I'm serving a small porpoise.
Because you oughta see it.
Context: we went to a local aquarium called the OdySea Aquarium, and my son o-fish-ally became a Dad. I've never been prouder.
My wife: That’s a seahorse.
Me: I know how to spell chorse. I’m not an idiot.
He called everything a moray
.. I run the Only Fins account
They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises.
It's a relatively untapped market
They have sloths now and they were being fed. I asked what they were eating, and the lady said zucchini. I said shouldn’t it be aquariumcchini?
Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Sea Crits
It's for all in tents and porpoises.
Just as I feared... fake newts everywhere!
I said I don’t care what star sign it is
There was a man cleaning a tank but all you could see was his hand. My dad leans to me and says "look! It's a rare hand fish."
The dad next to us with his two kids said "look everyone? Do you see the hand fish? That ones my favorite."
As we walked a way another family walked up and I heard their dad say "here we have the hand fish."
Edit: I told my dad about the response this is getting, to which he replied "Wow. Is it going viral? Should I call my doctor?" (Keep in mind he doesn't know how the internet works.)
Now things are Hunky Dory.
I bet it would murder the game.
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.
All the indoor fins.
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
To put all its nuclear fission.
It was a clear case of squid pro quo.
It’s for training porpoises.
I couldn't get along with the dolphins, and my boss said I lacked any sense of porpoise.
It had served its porpoise.
The manager saw me and exclaimed "You did that on porpoise!!"
I said to my wife, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
I was so shocked!
They lost their porpoise...
...bunch of basic fishes.
It had no porpoise
Turtley. Dolphinately. For shark. Shell yeah. Tanks, but no tanks. Water you talking about? Not on porpoise.
Staff members told me that the dwarf seahorse was quite small.
I didn't skip a beat, stating "yeah, he's a bit shrimpy".
Kids ask "Daddy, why isn't the dolphin moving?" I reply "Because it has no porpoise in life"
There is a room dedicated to sea anemones, a big space with low light coming from these glass tanks full of beautiful, fragile creatures. My son and I stood admiring them for a moment, and I commented, "Well, at least they'll never be lonely here."
"Why is that, Dad?"
"With anemones like these, who needs friends?"
A loud universal groan went up and I hastily retreated.
Me and my dad were at the aquarium and spotted a sturgeon (a fish).
Dad: I wonder where he got his PHD? Me: I don't know, but he probably does brain sturgery.
My dad nods his head and we continue through the exhibit.
Because the richpoises left.
Dad: that otter be fun.
Her pointing to a Moray: "What's that" Me: "That's amore"
She was cracking up
I took my fiancée to the sea life centre this afternoon. In the walk-through tunnel under the aquarium, she spotted a fish which had a large wound on its side which looked quite nasty.
"I wonder what happened to it" she asked.
"Maybe it fell off its motor-pike" I replied.
Eye rolling commenced.
He couldn't see that whale...
Because it defeats the porpoise.
and my dad looked at me and goes "I didn't realize we were in an online retailer!!!"
As we approached one of the tanks, I started singing "When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie... That's a moray" points at large moray eel
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