I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
I heard herb gardens grow better with classic rock in the background, so I played a Styx album on repeat.
Now I've got Too Much Thyme on My Hands.
the “Beatles for sale” album T-shirt is... for sale, and on sale.
Q: What's the name of J.K. Rowling's hip-hop album?
A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.
I love the latest album by The Quilts.
They’re my favorite cover band.
Have you heard the dog’s new album?
It’s fantastic! Although sadly it’s just a bunch of ruff cuts.
The new Nas album King’s Disease may not have been the GOAT
I went to the record store and bought a new album. It was awful...
I tried to get a refund. But I couldn't get my NickleBack.
Can anyone remember the name of that album by Nirvana?
I just remembered, Nevermind
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
Hope they release the album
The worst music albums always cost $19.95
so when you pay, you usually get a nickel back.
You heard about the Astros’ new single album?
I heard it’s a real banger.
I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.
For a second, I was on Edge.
The new tool album sounds awesome
They are "hammering" out some new tunes,
But they should of hired "Phillips head" to do the mixing.
The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...
So he put in a Rush order!
I've never been a huge fan of the Beatles album Revolver
But I gave it another shot and it blew me away
Got the girlfriend while she was showing me family photo albums
Her: (While pointing to one of her cousins) "She had an unplanned pregnancy at a young age, but that's her fiancé, they've been together for a long time now."
Me: "Well it's nice to see he's still in the picture."
Not even a groan, just silence and an eye roll
My friend asked me if I had any albums of prominent female singers from the 60's
I said yes, but I wouldn't Cher.
In a galaxy far far away, who released the greatest rap album of all time?
Tom Scott Joke: What do you call a timer set for when the title track of Europe's 1985 album will be played for the last time?
Its the final Final Countdown countdown.
I bet these are on the back of the album cover.
I love that the album artwork is a visual pun on the title.
I asked my daughter to help me because I'm having trouble downloading the Titanic soundtrack album onto my phone...
I was gonna ask which Nirvana album was the best but...
I told /u/porichoygupto's Dad joke to my wife and kids via text, my wife's response was perfect. (Link to album in the text box.)
I'm getting some good mileage out of this joke. Thanks /u/porichoygupto !!!
First. Second.
What album was most vocal about the metric system?
Did you know Dora The Explorer recently released her first music album?
It has unfortunately been received very poorly by music critics and fans alike. You can hear all about it on Pandora.
Did you hear about the album titled ‘Bomb?”
Whats the best thing about Train's album?
Apple just gave me the new U2 album
I Was in the TV Soundtrack Section at a Record Store With My Son & He Asked What My Favorite Album Was...
...I said: "It's a toss up between Bundy and Borland... butt honorable mention goes to Swearengen".
Did you hear about the Yo-Yo Ma cover of the Coldplay album?
Dad asked me about the new Taylor Swift album...
Dad: "Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album?"
Me: "1989? Yeah."
Dad: "Oh no, it was much more recent than that."
Why did the monarchist release an album?
During renovation works in my friend's appartment, they wrapped the elevator. People went into a dadjoke competition on the cardboard walls. (Link to imgur album in text)
Greatest album ever. The Dad rock EP
I came across this song called "The Bus is Late" and while looking up the artist Satellite High I came across this AMAZING album: http://satellitehigh.bandcamp.com/album/the-dad-rock-ep
I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
Got a vinyl album the other day on wasp sounds. Played it, didn't sound anything like wasps!
Turns out I was playing the bee side
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