I heard herb gardens grow better with classic rock in the background, so I played a Styx album on repeat.
Now I've got Too Much Thyme on My Hands.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Q: What's the name of J.K. Rowling's hip-hop album?
A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I love the latest album by The Quilts.
Theyβre my favorite cover band.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Have you heard the dogβs new album?
Itβs fantastic! Although sadly itβs just a bunch of ruff cuts.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
The new Nas album Kingβs Disease may not have been the GOAT
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I went to the record store and bought a new album. It was awful...
I tried to get a refund. But I couldn't get my NickleBack.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Can anyone remember the name of that album by Nirvana?
I just remembered, Nevermind
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︎ Apr 18 2020
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Hope they release the album
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︎ Feb 09 2020
You heard about the Astrosβ new single album?
I heard itβs a real banger.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
The worst music albums always cost $19.95
so when you pay, you usually get a nickel back.
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︎ Apr 08 2017
I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.
For a second, I was on Edge.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
The new tool album sounds awesome
They are "hammering" out some new tunes,
But they should of hired "Phillips head" to do the mixing.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
The record store owner needed to get the albums by a Canadian band with Neil Pert on drums out on sale before Halloween...
So he put in a Rush order!
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I've never been a huge fan of the Beatles album Revolver
But I gave it another shot and it blew me away
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︎ Oct 23 2018
Got the girlfriend while she was showing me family photo albums
Her: (While pointing to one of her cousins) "She had an unplanned pregnancy at a young age, but that's her fiancΓ©, they've been together for a long time now."
Me: "Well it's nice to see he's still in the picture."
Not even a groan, just silence and an eye roll
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︎ Oct 16 2015
My friend asked me if I had any albums of prominent female singers from the 60's
I said yes, but I wouldn't Cher.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
In a galaxy far far away, who released the greatest rap album of all time?
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︎ Apr 04 2016
Tom Scott Joke: What do you call a timer set for when the title track of Europe's 1985 album will be played for the last time?
Its the final Final Countdown countdown.
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︎ Nov 16 2018
I love that the album artwork is a visual pun on the title.
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︎ Aug 15 2017
I bet these are on the back of the album cover.
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︎ Oct 15 2017
I asked my daughter to help me because I'm having trouble downloading the Titanic soundtrack album onto my phone...
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︎ Sep 25 2017
I was gonna ask which Nirvana album was the best but...
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︎ Dec 07 2018
I told /u/porichoygupto's Dad joke to my wife and kids via text, my wife's response was perfect. (Link to album in the text box.)
I'm getting some good mileage out of this joke. Thanks /u/porichoygupto !!!
First. Second.
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︎ May 05 2018
Dadjokes, the album
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︎ May 28 2018
What album was most vocal about the metric system?
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︎ Feb 20 2017
Did you know Dora The Explorer recently released her first music album?
It has unfortunately been received very poorly by music critics and fans alike. You can hear all about it on Pandora.
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︎ Mar 29 2018
Did you hear about the album titled βBomb?β
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︎ Dec 02 2017
Whats the best thing about Train's album?
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︎ Jul 16 2017
Apple just gave me the new U2 album
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︎ Sep 16 2014
I Was in the TV Soundtrack Section at a Record Store With My Son & He Asked What My Favorite Album Was...
...I said: "It's a toss up between Bundy and Borland... butt honorable mention goes to Swearengen".
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︎ May 10 2017
Did you hear about the Yo-Yo Ma cover of the Coldplay album?
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︎ Oct 22 2016
Dad asked me about the new Taylor Swift album...
Dad: "Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album?"
Me: "1989? Yeah."
Dad: "Oh no, it was much more recent than that."
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︎ Nov 07 2015
Why did the monarchist release an album?
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︎ Jul 25 2015
During renovation works in my friend's appartment, they wrapped the elevator. People went into a dadjoke competition on the cardboard walls. (Link to imgur album in text)
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︎ Mar 13 2015
Greatest album ever. The Dad rock EP
I came across this song called "The Bus is Late" and while looking up the artist Satellite High I came across this AMAZING album: http://satellitehigh.bandcamp.com/album/the-dad-rock-ep
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︎ May 18 2014
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