Because they were Ma 'n' Da Rin.
I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan
That can't be good for his back.
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
It’s Spam
He is amazed and wants to buy the duck. The man refuses at first but eventually agreed. As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts. Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing. Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......
The whole industry is run by the Aluminati.
It's canniBallistic
and listing it's condition as "mint-in-box."
The Aluminumati.
It’s spam
The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.
I said, "$9.95? That's nut tin, honey."
It's a natural selection.
He just didn’t have the heart to do it.
"Yes We Can"
But thi silvery from one post to the next.
“Curses! Foil again!”
I asked my mum what he was doing and she replied "Ignore him, he's fucking crackers"
My dad says "you mean the can't opener?" -.-
Lead-Lead.
One is o-cation-al and the other is quiet off tin.
Would it kill the avocado makers to put in a decoder ring or a tin soldier every once in a while?
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus
"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"
"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"
"I've got... Bread"
"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"
The sun shone into my office through the lowered blinds all clumsy like, fumbling through the gaps between the venetian slats like a drunk fishing for loose change in his pockets; trying to see if he has money enough for one last drink or maybe the bus ride home.
The dame looked me up and down, clearly disappointed by what sat in front of her. I didn’t blame her. Three days of salt and pepper stubble clung to my my crude boxer’s jaw and the bags under my eyes were so big half the bums downtown could sleep in there and not even know anyone else was with 'em. That was ok. This broad wasn’t hiring me for my looks and I wasn’t looking to her for approval. We both knew what brought her in here, it was the name on the door.
Max Dad P.I. - that’s me. Private Investigator’s sure not the profession my mother would have picked out for me, but it keeps me in whisky and it keeps a roof over my head and that’ll do for now. The dame parted those cherry red lips of hers as she took another pull on that just-lit cigarette and nervously stubbed it out in the ashtray. My eyebrows knit together slightly. I hate seeing things go to waste.
“So as I was saying, Mr Dad,” she began.
“Please, call me Max”
“Alright, Max… well, as I was saying, my bag is missing. Stolen, I think. I urgently need it back. Shall I describe it to you?”
“No that’s alright miss. You got nothing to worry about,” I replied, sliding a bottle out of the desk drawer and pouring a big slug of scotch into to my morning coffee, “I’m sure it’ll be a brief case.”
The Adventures of Hyuck-leberry Finn
I told them “Nein, out of tin.” Dentists agreed.
If you get an email from the department of health saying not to eat tinned pork and ham because it contains COVID, ignore it. It's spam.
I just need a very short pun involving space and dinosaurs to go on the cover of an adventure book im writing for kids.
"A roarsome adventure" is too cliche and I'd like space to be featured somewhere. But there isn't a lot of room.
Thanks for any help, don't worry about them being dumb as a dumb pun could inspire a decent one :)
But it wooden whistle
So I Bought a steel whistle
But it steel wooden whistle
So I Bought a lead whistle
But it steel wooden lead me whistle
So I Bought a copper whistle
But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle
So I bought a tin whistle
Now I can whistle
Personally, I'd give it an ate out of tin.
GF: Don't you want to go check why the pantry door isn't closing.
Me: Wander over to the pantry, look inside, and spot the culprit immediately.
GF: So what was the problem?
Me: Slowly take the tin of jam out, and while grinning like an idiot, I look at her and say: Looks like the door had been jammed.
GF: Sighs and rolls her eyes.
Mum gave me these for my first day of college. It was a good ice breaker. It's a tin of 50 peppermint mints from Aldi called CompliMints:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/312284189422649355/623564249452642315/20190917_175833.jpg
It was made of gela-tin.
A young man worked at a carpet selling business and one day his boss came up to him and said:
"We have been impressed with how you sell the products. We're going to send you to a carpeting convention in Las Vegas so you can learn all the tricks of the trade. We will pay for your flights, accommodation, and all your food!"
The young man was excited and went and got ready for his trip. The day of the trip came and the young man's boss called and asked him if he was excited for his adventure to which the young man replied:
"Yes I am! I'm gonna seize the day because I've got a carpet per diem"
Just found half a tin of alphabet spaghetti shapes in the fridge.. Me:How long has this been in the fridge? Wife:Dunno, couple of days maybe, should still be ok, there's no meat in it. Me:Yes there is, look, M, E, A, T, that spells meat! Groans all round, son shakes his head and walks away.
The hosts asked the guests to bring a covered dish, so I am bringing a plate covered with tin foil.
It didn't work so I took it back to the store and told them, 'it wooden whistle'. So they replaced it with a steel one. So I tried and tried but had to return it and told them 'it steel wooden whistle'. So they finally replaced it with a tin one. I gave it a big blow and happily exclaimed, 'I tin whistle!'
Have you heard about these terrible hotel conditions in Sochi? I even heard that they have had to shit into a can. Ya, the news keeps mentioning this poo-tin!
They all said yes except for the Tin Man. He was a bit rusty.
My niece (3) was showing us all of her toys, one of which was toy a cupcake tin. The joking commenced. Mom: Oh wow that's really cool, you could make some neat cupcakes with this.
Me: Yeah its really awesome.
Mom: Just put some play doh (Plato) in here and you're all set.
Me: What if you put some Aristotle in there?
Mom: typical eye roll and mom groan
There's a player in my Dnd campaign with the name "Ghesh". I'm wanting some adventuring-related puns to annoy with. I've already used "put a bandage on that Ghesh" (playing off of gash) and "Found Gheshing Water" (off gushing). Any other ideas?
