The Adventures of the Mathmagician (an educational and punny comic).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovedepository
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"

That was the punchline

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One day all mathematical signs gathered together in order to go into an adventure. Right before they were leaving, they didn't let the equal sign go with them.

They wanted to live an adventure without equal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?

handshakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarjuful_Tabeeb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.

But Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.

He said no.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superuglypotate
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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The one and only acceptable way of advertising
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supdawggg00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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My friend was trying to feed her baby but he was having none of it. I said "Try the Airplane."

She said, "Airplane? What is it?"

"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.

But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2021
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Why was the character from Adventure Time called Flame Princess and not...

Cinder-ella

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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The CEO of IKEA was just selected as the Prime Minister of Sweden

He’s assembling his cabinet.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2021
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Ah sorry i didn't read the name of the subreddit right
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?

K9P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsVoodoo
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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What is the opposite of isolate?

Yousoearly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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I need someone to repair the stone wall in the front of my house, but I don’t have a lot of money.

Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riverrat423
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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All hail the holy antlers of the deer god
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWizardSquirrel
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is …

Real Stupid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billwashere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.

"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."

Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye45_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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A man went to the doctor’s and told him, β€œI feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.”

He said, β€œWow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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What's the opposite of ladyfinger?

Mentos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kryptoh_Knight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetNaeNaed06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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The cast of β€œFriends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.

Because Lisa Kudrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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If someone told me tomorrow is the start of a new month...

...I’d say Julying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuckyTaco_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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What is the hairiest side of a gorilla?

The outside

gorilla jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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What's the best time of day on a clock?
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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The magic of the pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jollygreeninja
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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The other day my dog fell into a lake and was drowning. Then some German guy came out of nowhere and saved his life

After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"

I asked him, "Are you a vet?"

He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moose_Winchester
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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The Tells bowling adventures

Everyone knows the story about William Tell shooting an apple off his son's head but not many know that the Tell family was huge into bowling, even joined a league. Sadly, the records weren't kept safe and to this very day we have no idea for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvb1123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_patataa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What was the name of Robin Hood's Dad?

Father Hood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BARGOBLEN
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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Hey friends! In support of the LGBTQ+ community I wanted to design a punny pride greeting card and I am so happy with how it turned out :D let me know what you think!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limechic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?

A hummingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koNekterr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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The invention of the shovel was ground breaking..

But the invention of the broom really swept the nation

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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

I took him to the bar and had a few drinks. Nice guy. He wants to be a web designer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lejayon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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Since pirate jokes are all the rage… What is a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

The sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kegzdi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based off of the religious music of Scandinavia?

It’s a Finnish Hymn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?

Mentos

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Recently, I was asked "Which invention of the 20th century is the most remarkable?"

After a moment I replied, "Dry erase boards, certainly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flannel-Beard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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There are two types of people in the world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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My wife was explaining the idea of investing to my daughter

After a good explanation of savings, stocks, returns, etc, I pointed out there's another definition she should understand too. At some point in her life she may decide to put on a sweater without sleeves. When she does that, she's invest.

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I wish my kid would listen to me when I tell him about the dangers of Russian Roulette

It goes in one ear and out the other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BritishTeeth11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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I just got a new job in a factory making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line

so I have to make every second count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pretend-Genius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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Did you hear about the person who lost the entire left side of their body?

They’re alright now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missemilyowen15
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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Why did the 9V battery get kicked out of church?

Because they were holding an AA Meeting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenewyorkgod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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What kind of trees grown in the bathroom?

Toilet-trees

.....I'll show myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarvedAsian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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There are 10 types of people in the world:

Those who know binary and those who don't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuzed_Canadian
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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What did the cows say when they ran out of grass?

It's time to moove

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retief1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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