I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
On this day of a new All-Time-High at $17.39 as I am writing this, the r/LWLG board welcome new readers , interested in learning more about this gem of a company, where fundamental research brought this development stage company to the edge of commercialization as a fundamental component of tomorrow's greener, faster and simpler to design internet!
Years of research have been turned into a MOAT of IP protection, Know-how, total freedom of manufacturing about to be unleashed in sizeable and fast-growing optics-reliant markets like Data Center Infrastructure, Lidar, OLED displays, High-Perf. Computing, Healthcare Equipment and more...
At the last annual shareholder meeting this past May, Management, who has been extremely conservative and reliable in their annual goals over the last few years, finally included commercial objectives by the end of 2Q22. This includes working directly with foundries globally, on Process Development Kits (PDKs) for the next generation of electronic/optic hybrid chips on Silicon photonic platforms for the Telecom markets with the promise of new world-record setting components, exemplified by the Sept 16, 2021 peer-reviewed, joint release with Polariton:
" The groundbreaking results were presented as a post-deadline paper at the prestigious European Conference on Optical Communications (ECOC) industry exhibition and conference in Bordeaux on September 16, 2021. Polariton's plasmonic modulator [edit: with LWLG EO polymer] transmitted 220 Gbit/s OOK and 408 Gbit/s 8PAM. Transmission of an optical signal was conducted over 100 m using a low-voltage electrical drive of 0.6Vp, an on-chip loss of 1 dB, and an optical 3 dB bandwidth of beyond 110 GHz. "
Hence the moto: "Faster by Design ^(TM)"
In term of future share price:
TAM > $50 Billion
Starting with 2% market share within a few years, Revenues ~ $1 Billion
With a capital light manufacturing model based on tech. transfer, licensing and royalties = 50% net margin ~ 500 millions
Share float today ~108 million shares => future EPS ~ $4-$5
Very conservative 30x-40x PER for a high growth tech => Target share price $120 - $200 !?!
IMO, this makes for an exceptional investment thesis. Enjoy the read,
GLTAL
AR.
The following is credited: Re-post from u/Photonics_Guy
Advantages of Lightwave Logic Polymer Technology for Photonics Applications
📷
Posting this again as Lightwave is on the cusp of uplisting to Nasdaq.
LWLG's polymer technology and the
... keep reading on reddit ➡
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
