Teeth Gum Puns

A list of puns related to "Teeth Gum"

Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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What dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums?

The flosso-raptor.

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👤︎ u/lucas1607
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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My wife said our new toothpaste is whitening her teeth but causing her gums to recede...

I told her, "Ya win some, ya lose gums!".

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👤︎ u/denali_jones
📅︎ Sep 13 2017
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Courtesy of my Grandad

Have you heard about Yorkshire Police finding teenagers injecting ecstasy into just above their teeth?

It's called 'Ee-by-gum'.

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👤︎ u/alysmaee
📅︎ Sep 02 2016
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On the phone with my parents...

Last night my mom was telling me about how my parents' dog started eating a whole pack of gum it found on the floor, but (miraculously) gave up. There were teeth marks on the package, but no punctures.

Dad: And you know what she was thinking when she couldn't get through the package?

Me: No, what?

Dad: "Blasted! Foiled again!"

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👤︎ u/squidzilla
📅︎ Nov 15 2013
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