She replied yes I think people should be allowed to get married however they want. So proud.
They’re not taking it very well
Aparent
Long time fan, first time poster.
Me: Thats very sad. Venice the funeral?
(Please excuse my poor english as it is not my first language)
Edit: I am not a dad, I am a 15 year old teen
Edit 2: Thank you u/Mnt2bdaddy for the wholesome award.
She’s now my quaranteen.
It's like he's a constant teen.
Assaulting a salty teen with saltines
My dad just told me this one- hope you guys liked it 💖
I said, “OK, Zoomer.“
A canteen
You hope to avoid crop tops and cutoffs.
Quaran-teen
A adult male is a Man-ager
Oh shit, my boomerang!
Egg: Am I a yolk to you?
An adolescent Adderall essence
Every hair counts!
That’s the day the mermaid realized women and seamen don’t mix
Will refer to themselves as quaran-teens
"Have you seen him? He's a tall Pakistani guy. Can't miss him." "No, sorry man." "Bummer... Yeah I've gotta catch Amal."
My fiance nearly threw her engagement ring at me for that one.
Quaran-teen
Source: My local mechanic, bless his heart
http://imgur.com/gallery/XYWedTN
She can’t tell if she’s straight or not
He really crossed the line this time!
On the day of the prom, he goes to pick up his suit. However, once he gets there, there’s a line, so he waits....and waits...and waits...
After he gets his suit, he goes to get her corsage. When he gets to the flower shop, however, there’s an even bigger line, so he waits...and he waits...and he waits...
Once he had the corsages, he made his way to her house, but the roads were packed so he had to wait in line for the turnoff. So he waited...and waited.
Finally, he reaches her house, picks her up, and drives her to prom. But there’s a line to get into the school, so they wait... and wait...
At last, they are in the prom and dancing away. After a while, they get thirsty. So they head for the refreshment table and.....
There’s no punch line
wait I got it, nevermind
Smells like teen spirit
We're gonna call it a Friends-zone-giving.
Poo-teen!
A dad joke original from my dad!!!
is because it's so much harder to give birth to a teenager.
Its called the iRoll with a companion download for adults called the Groan app.
Petition to rename Gen Z the quaran-teens
Just in: Case; Justin case. Just Encase, just in case.
And in 13 years they will all be called quaran-teens.
Because they're pro-teen
Got my teen son with this one today.
Son: Dad, you shaved your hair.
Me: Yep, we’re Opposites.
Son: (puzzled look)
Me: I’m bald...You have long hair
I’m old... You’re young
I’m big...You’re small
I’m incredibly handsome...(son eye roll);
short pause...You’re incredibly footsome.
Son: (stomps out of the room)
Always use condiments
