Tea Mug Puns

Tom: *holding mug*
Do it to my tea

Magician: *waves hand*
Done

om: *holding cup*
It didn’t work...

True story, this just happened, immediatly thought to myself typical dad joke right here. So I was making tea for myself and dad wanted some as well.

I was looking for his usual glass but couldn't find it. It looks like the one on the right in this photo: http://i.imgur.com/Uy5noxC.jpg

We only have one of those tall ones (his one) but we have a few of the smaller versions of the same style (double wall tea glass).

Exposition over, now onto the joke he made.

So as I was trying to find it, he said it broke so he asked me to pour it into the smaller glass to which I replied, "Why don't you use the mugs, they're bigger anyway". He says "Because I don't want to get mugged".

Me, my girlfriend, and my dad were chatting before eating dinner. My younger sister walks in and starts to boil water to make tea, and joins the conversation. A few minutes pass, and my sister pours the water into her mug and puts in a a tea bag.

-Dad: What kind of tea is that?

-Sister: It's chamomile.

-Me: How are you supposed to see your dinner?

Dad: "How many spoons?"(of sugar)

Me: "Two please!"

Comes in and hands me a mug of tea with 2 spoons in it.

Me: "Dad why are there two spoons in my tea?"

Dad: "Oh did you want sugar as well?"

Tom: holding mug do it to my tea.

Magician: waves hand Done.

om: It didn't work...