Tattoo Name Puns

What Were You Inking?

Unmarked Bill

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y.

Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica. The man was in a bathroom, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"

The Jamaican replied, "No mister that says 'Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day'."

So I'm getting a tattoo done of my dog's paw print and his name.

I messaged my dad telling him it's today and he replies back with.

"Paws to consider what you're about to do."

I audibly groaned

So my manager beings to ask a customer about his tattoos, since she's interested in getting some work done. It gets to the point where he's talking about the names he has on him.

Guy: "This one is my son, this one is my daughter..."

Manager: "What about your wife?"

Guy: "My wife? She's in the car."

Idk, I laughed at it.