Today, I checked out at the store, but the cashier kept taking pictures of herself with each item I was purchasing...
I'll never go thru the selfie checkout again!
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My friend hit it big taking pictures of salmon in human clothes.
He said it was like shooting fish in apparel.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
I love taking pictures of my son, so much most people call me
his personal 'Papa'razzi.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What do you call a rival in picture taking?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
A buddy of mine likes taking pictures of salmon in clothes
He says he likes shooting fish in apparel
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What do you call taking a picture of your own cells under a microscope?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
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︎ Feb 07 2019
Tried taking a picture of my hamster in his banana hammock but he jumped out before I could take it
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︎ Jun 13 2020
What do you call your elderly male relative whoβs always taking pictures?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
I love taking pictures of myself next to boiling kettles.
My mate reckons I have selfie steam issues
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Post was on a picture of the Simpsons where there was a flashback between Homer and Marge taking care of Bart and Lisa but theres a picture of Maggie in the background before she was born
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︎ Apr 12 2019
I saw the image of Jesus on my burrito and instead of taking a picture, I just ate it.
A few hours laterβ- Holy shit!
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︎ Jun 12 2019
What are those poles for taking your own picture called?
A narcissis-stick?
Adult leader training with the boy scouts this weekend was a goldmine
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︎ Apr 11 2016
I got kicked out of the museum for taking a picture of barry allen
Apparently they have a no flash photography rule
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︎ Dec 18 2018
I saw someone out near the runway taking a picture of my plane as it landed...
It was an in descent exposure
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︎ Jan 05 2019
I was taking naughty pictures of my ficus plant when my religious friend said...
"What a photo sin this is!"
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︎ Nov 04 2014
I recently got fined for taking a picture of myself at school.
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︎ Nov 12 2018
Why was the Englishman taking pictures of his money?
Because the camera adds ten pounds.
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︎ Feb 25 2017
Every time someone is taking a picture for my dad he hands them his iphone and says "feel free to take several, I have plenty of film."
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︎ Mar 21 2018
What do you call a mom who won't stop taking pictures of you?
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︎ Mar 07 2018
Flushing in Progress (my dad got an iphone and loves taking pictures)
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︎ Oct 26 2013
Whenever we're taking a group Picture...
The good ol' "oh you want photographic evidence............."
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︎ Sep 06 2013
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
Itβs like shooting fish in apparel.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
Itβs like shooting fish in apparel.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while he is in the shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
My friend is weirdly addicted to taking blurry pictures of him in the shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
A friend of mine texted me that his new hobby is taking pictures of fish in clothes
He likes to call it "shooting fish in apparel"
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︎ Mar 20 2019
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