I asked my dog Regina why she wouldn’t go and get the ball I threw...
She said, “Quit trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.”
When my boys were playing ball, they accused me of spraying the ball with the watering hose. I didn't spray it.
I mist it.
After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
I couldn’t figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
Then it hit me.
Why doesn’t Golden Retrievers catch the balls you throw for them?
They’re only retrievers.
Why don’t ants have balls?
Because the don’t like to dance.
Why don’t ants have balls?
Because if they did they would be uncles
I knew there was something odd about this ball, I just couldn't get a handle on it...
I can’t be the only one thinking this... it must take a real set of balls to become a sperm donor
Man...NYC really dropped the ball this year didn't they
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because it had no-body to go with.
I could juggle right now but I haven't got the balls
Played golf yesterday but didn't do so well. Maybe it's the ball.
I'm just not hitting it par enough.
