I asked my dog Regina why she wouldnโ€™t go and get the ball I threw...

She said, โ€œQuit trying to make โ€˜fetchโ€™ happen.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16 2021
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When my boys were playing ball, they accused me of spraying the ball with the watering hose. I didn't spray it.

I mist it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/brichouse
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29 2020
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After the accident, the juggler didnโ€™t have the balls to do it.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kickypie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30 2020
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I couldnโ€™t figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/banditk77
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 23 2020
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I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...

The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22 2020
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Why doesnโ€™t Golden Retrievers catch the balls you throw for them?

Theyโ€™re only retrievers.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ThunderAlex2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 13 2020
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Why donโ€™t ants have balls?

Because the donโ€™t like to dance.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cerealspiller69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 13 2020
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Why donโ€™t ants have balls?

Because if they did they would be uncles

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/n00bslayer3000
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14 2020
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I knew there was something odd about this ball, I just couldn't get a handle on it...
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/geekinpa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 11 2018
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I canโ€™t be the only one thinking this... it must take a real set of balls to become a sperm donor
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sxbih
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07 2019
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Man...NYC really dropped the ball this year didn't they
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wjohnson048
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01 2019
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T&G- Keep Your Eye on the Ball tutandgroan.com/keep-yourโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tutandgroan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08 2016
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I could juggle right now but I haven't got the balls
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tjjharries
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28 2016
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because it had no-body to go with.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheHickoryDickoryDoc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 15 2017
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Played golf yesterday but didn't do so well. Maybe it's the ball.

I'm just not hitting it par enough.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jsushe01
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 23 2017
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