I asked my dog Regina why she wouldn’t go and get the ball I threw...

She said, β€œQuit trying to make β€˜fetch’ happen.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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When my boys were playing ball, they accused me of spraying the ball with the watering hose. I didn't spray it.

I mist it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brichouse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I couldn’t figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...

The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why doesn’t Golden Retrievers catch the balls you throw for them?

They’re only retrievers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Why don’t ants have balls?

Because the don’t like to dance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cerealspiller69
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Why don’t ants have balls?

Because if they did they would be uncles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n00bslayer3000
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I knew there was something odd about this ball, I just couldn't get a handle on it...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekinpa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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I can’t be the only one thinking this... it must take a real set of balls to become a sperm donor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sxbih
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Man...NYC really dropped the ball this year didn't they
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wjohnson048
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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T&G- Keep Your Eye on the Ball tutandgroan.com/keep-your…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tutandgroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2016
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I could juggle right now but I haven't got the balls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjjharries
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because it had no-body to go with.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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Played golf yesterday but didn't do so well. Maybe it's the ball.

I'm just not hitting it par enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jsushe01
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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