One of the best things about living in Switzerland is its flag

It's a big plus.

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But if they have a Switzerland flag, that's a big plus
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I'm a big fan of the national flag of Switzerland

For me it's a huge plus!

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👤︎ u/matc7884
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Everyone knows that Switzerland's flag is a big plus.

But damn.

Japan's flag is spot on.

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My uncle posted this on Facebook

I'm not sure what the benefit of living in Switzerland is, but I hear the flag is a big plus.

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Switzerland has such amazing landscapes. But when I went to visit, I couldn’t stop laughing

It was just hill areas

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A list of over 350 Dad Jokes!

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11 y/o son with a winner

Son: I'd like to visit Switzerland Me: Why? son:Oh lots of reasons. Me: Really. Like what? Son: Well, their flag's a big plus!

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So our family is discussing moving to Switzerland to follow my Dad's work.....

We are all quiet, contemplating the pros and cons of the move and then dad speaks up:
You know one of the advantages of moving to Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
Cue the instant groans...... Oh dad, we love you

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👤︎ u/FyreNinja
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The flag is not the only reason to move to Switzerland

but its a big plus.

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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I’ve been thinking of reasons to move to Switzerland and the flag is a big plus
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👤︎ u/yaboi79
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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I am thinking of moving to Switzerland, I hear the social benefits are really great.

Their cool looking flag is a really big plus, too

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Do you know what is so great about Finland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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A conversation between a child and dad in their home country Switzerland

Child : Dad, what's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland.

Dad: The flag is a big plus.

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124 dad jokes that will make you laugh and cringe

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My dad decides he wants to go to Switzerland...

After a a solid few minutes of silence my dad comes out of nowhere with this:

Him: "I'd love to live in Switzerland."

Me: "Really? Why?"

Him: "Yeah! The chocolate, the cheese....Oh and the flag's a big plus!"

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👤︎ u/Robinarran
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I was never a big fan of Sweden...

But the flag is a big plus! (Edit: Switzerland. I don’t know my countries apparently.)

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Not sure if used before but first time my dads said it to me.

"Hey you know what the part of living in Switzerland is? Well the flags a big plus."

Ba dum tissss

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