Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Hi all,
I think with game 3 being out we have more hints on what a potential game 5 may look like. I will assume Switchback is the title of game 5.
If you have any theories post them below! None of this is confirmed this is just what form I think the game may take.
- Located in UK near Winterfold forest
- Circled with ? location on Zain's map - Winterfold forest
- Matches dialog in-game
- "Switchback" is also a distinctly British term
- In the wilderness
- A switchback is either:
- A rollercoaster - of which there are none near Winterfold
- A zig zag railway up a slope - while there is a nearby railway, it is not zigzagging. However the style of the logo appears to be railway-inspired and the I has what look like lights on it
- A zig zagging hiking trail up a slope
- The logo appears to have several nails - this may be a representation of a sign somewhere in the woods
- A switchback is either:
- Involves cryptids or British Isles mythological monsters
- Zain's map shows several different mythological monsters or locations
- Matches claw marks in Switchback logo
- Potentially werewolves - as the title is "Switchback" - could be a double meaning also referring to a werewolf's ability to switch back to a human
- Potentially related to some of Britain's big cat cryptids - such as Surrey puma
They’re on standbi
It really does, I swear!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
