Sweden–norway Puns

So they can Scandinavian as they return.

They Scandinavian.

So when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.

So when they come back it's easy to scan the Navy in.

So the can scandinavian

Can’t take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.

That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.

I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”

Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because I’m Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain can’t think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize it’s time to put an end to these puns because I’m Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. I’m Sudan with puns now.

We were talking about Norway, Sweden and Finland etc, and I mentioned that I knew a Norwegian girl called Hedda.

Girlfriend promptly replies with 'funny, I know a guy from there called "footer"'.

To scan the navy in