Super Play Puns

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I told him to keep a stiff upper lip

My body was really sore as well!

I'm surprised he didn't go for Super Smash Bros. Maylay.

I played tennis in the morning before going in, I didn't change or anything, left the silly half hat and the entire outfit on. Showed up and introduced myself by saying "nice to meet you all, I'm Dan, your new super visor."

Her: “I’m not ruthless”

Her dad: “Well your name isn’t Ruth so therefore you are ruthless”

... Because his parents died

My cousin and I are helping her 5 year old son set up his new hot wheels garage this afternoon (technically we were done setting it up, but spent the next hour playing with it because the garage was flippin sweet) when my adorable little cousin goes, “oh my goodness what was that?!?”

Me, not knowing what he was referring to but playing along, said, “what in tarnation!?!”

His response, “what in car-nation?!”

His mom and I cried laughing, but I don’t think he really appreciated how perfect it was!

Anyways, I’m still looking forward to the day I become a great dad(mom) and until then I’ll be practicing on my partner and feeling super accomplished with every eye roll.

"No, thanks. We'll pass."

I put a bit in my mouth and she though it was super gross. I said "I love the taste of clay" and she retorts back "dad, it's not clay, it's Play Doh". I turned to my wife, who was already shaking her head and said "that's mere child's clay".

It was super windy, and we had decided to play outside.

Me - "This is pretty awful tennis weather, Dad."

Dad - "Yeah, the wind really blows."