I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun went.
And then it dawned on me.
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οΈ Nov 27 2020
If we lived on the sun
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οΈ Nov 21 2020
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οΈ Oct 21 2020
Beer is like the sun...
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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οΈ Nov 02 2020
Hey Sun.
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οΈ Oct 18 2020
Johnny Depp has lost his case against The Sun newspaper even with evidences
Hard to win if Amber is Heard and Johnny is not
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
What does Apollo, god of the sun, do when his sideburns get too long?
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οΈ Oct 29 2020
His Sun isn't so bright...
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οΈ Sep 17 2020
Whatβs hotter than the sun?
My daughter. Oh wait, I thought this was r/stepdadjokes
Um, never mind.
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οΈ Nov 03 2020
Whatever you do, don't look at the sun through a colander...
You will strain your eyes
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οΈ Oct 02 2020
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.
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οΈ Aug 22 2020
Why is the Sun so smart?
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οΈ Aug 29 2020
What if after sun is actually suncream for your butt?
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οΈ Jul 27 2020
The sun is hot, and bright... I look up to the sun. :)
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οΈ Jul 17 2020
Remember, the sun isn't chicken.
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οΈ Aug 05 2020
I was just chillin by the pool on the 4th of July with my 11 yr old. I told him I got a little Sun...
And then you had a growth spurt.
It took him a few minutes...
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οΈ Jul 04 2020
21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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οΈ Jun 17 2020
Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.
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οΈ Jun 18 2020
The sun came up twice today
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οΈ Jul 13 2020
I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...
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οΈ Jun 16 2020
Know the difference between sun and no sun?
You really should. Its night and day
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οΈ Jun 07 2020
Why did the sun never go to college?
It already has thousands of degrees.
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οΈ Apr 09 2020
After a long and terrible Autumn, the Sun was shining once again and the trees were finally put at ease.
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οΈ Jul 21 2020
I had a friend who started crying and said he somehow once saw the sun rising in the west instead of the east.
He thought it was upsetting.
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οΈ Jul 01 2020
How does the moon give the sun a great hairdo?
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οΈ May 27 2020
No sun
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οΈ Feb 24 2020
Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?
The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.
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οΈ Jun 24 2020
Sun is coming out
My wife gets pretty hot when sleeping, today she was extra hot and said "I feel like sun is going to come out of me".
I seized the moment. I said, "But he already did, he is sleeping in the next room".
We both laughed.
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οΈ Jun 11 2020
I don't want a sun or a daughter
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οΈ Jul 26 2019
Hey Sun
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οΈ Jan 30 2019
What happens when you give the sun a gun?
It becomes a shooting star.
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οΈ Dec 29 2019
A realtor showing a house to a couple says: βThis is the sun room.β
The man goes, βOk great, now where do I put my daughters?β
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οΈ Apr 17 2020
I blow into a dog whistle every time I see the sun setting
It's always nice to end the day on a high note
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οΈ Mar 06 2020
No sun
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οΈ Nov 11 2019
I'm so sad, the sun caught Corona.
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οΈ Mar 02 2020
My wife yelled, βHey, the sunβs coming out!β So I wore my shorts and flip flops and came downstairs.
Found my son holding hand with his boyfriend.
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οΈ Sep 14 2018
I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the Sun went
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οΈ Aug 11 2020
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
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οΈ Jun 15 2020
I was up all night wondering where the sun went
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οΈ Jul 12 2020
I spent all night wondering where the sun went...
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οΈ Jun 25 2020
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
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οΈ Feb 22 2020
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went after it set.
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οΈ Mar 22 2020
Bread is a lot like the sun
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
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οΈ Apr 19 2020
I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went
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οΈ May 24 2020
The sun is great
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οΈ Apr 28 2020
Bread is a lot like the sun
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
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οΈ Apr 19 2020
I was up all night, wondering where the sun went
ποΈ 5
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οΈ May 12 2020
Bread is like the sun
it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist
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οΈ Feb 16 2019
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.
And then it dawned on me.
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οΈ Dec 15 2019
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