I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun went.

And then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Feels_Bad_Man19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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If we lived on the sun

Everyday would be Sunday

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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He’s wearing sun glasses v.redd.it/mk9all0oyhu51
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S0UPFATHER
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
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Beer is like the sun...

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2020
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Hey Sun.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bumblebee_Logical
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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Johnny Depp has lost his case against The Sun newspaper even with evidences

Hard to win if Amber is Heard and Johnny is not

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2020
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What does Apollo, god of the sun, do when his sideburns get too long?

Eclipse them

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/intrepid604
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2020
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His Sun isn't so bright...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/loot98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17 2020
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What’s hotter than the sun?

My daughter. Oh wait, I thought this was r/stepdadjokes

Um, never mind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jalfredproofrock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2020
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Whatever you do, don't look at the sun through a colander...

You will strain your eyes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Meh_Belleh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2020
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2020
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Why is the Sun so smart?

It has a lot of degrees.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Al7xander
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2020
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What if after sun is actually suncream for your butt?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/perfectsplizz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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The sun is hot, and bright... I look up to the sun. :)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DatLilChara2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17 2020
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Remember, the sun isn't chicken.

It's yellow!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/davidwayland
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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I was just chillin by the pool on the 4th of July with my 11 yr old. I told him I got a little Sun...

And then you had a growth spurt.

It took him a few minutes...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2020
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21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aradhya23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2020
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Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.

No sun/No son

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UnknownNote
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2020
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The sun came up twice today

Once in conversation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/haytak
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2020
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I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...

He was a real tan gent.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2020
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Know the difference between sun and no sun?

You really should. Its night and day

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TurkeySub72
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2020
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Why did the sun never go to college?

It already has thousands of degrees.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TeepenTeepen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2020
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After a long and terrible Autumn, the Sun was shining once again and the trees were finally put at ease.

They were releaved.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/greedygoyem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2020
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I had a friend who started crying and said he somehow once saw the sun rising in the west instead of the east.

He thought it was upsetting.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MCMajorGeo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2020
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How does the moon give the sun a great hairdo?

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2020
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No sun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goody612
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2020
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Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?

The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2020
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Sun is coming out

My wife gets pretty hot when sleeping, today she was extra hot and said "I feel like sun is going to come out of me".

I seized the moment. I said, "But he already did, he is sleeping in the next room".

We both laughed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/attitudecj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2020
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I don't want a sun or a daughter
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/updogg18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2019
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Hey Sun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30 2019
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What happens when you give the sun a gun?

It becomes a shooting star.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/meatbag_289
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2019
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A realtor showing a house to a couple says: β€œThis is the sun room.”

The man goes, β€œOk great, now where do I put my daughters?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jason_Boyd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2020
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I blow into a dog whistle every time I see the sun setting

It's always nice to end the day on a high note

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Majike03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2020
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No sun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/srujanh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2019
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I'm so sad, the sun caught Corona.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2020
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My wife yelled, β€œHey, the sun’s coming out!” So I wore my shorts and flip flops and came downstairs.

Found my son holding hand with his boyfriend.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2018
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I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the Sun went

then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anay28
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11 2020
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?

It becomes daytrogen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
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I was up all night wondering where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toph125
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2020
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I spent all night wondering where the sun went...

Then it dawned on me!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheDude9737
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2020
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?

It becomes daytrogen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2020
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went after it set.

finally it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thetallestwizard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2020
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Bread is a lot like the sun

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThineGreatPotato
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2020
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I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alerwain
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2020
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The sun is great

It's a deLIGHT

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Magnificent-Moe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2020
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Bread is a lot like the sun

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThineGreatPotato
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2020
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I was up all night, wondering where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fatheraabed
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2020
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Bread is like the sun

it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HungBarber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2019
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.

And then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shieldvortex17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2019
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