What did the succulent say when it meets new plants?

Aloe there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanaSora94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Someone stole my succulent plant.

That was aloe move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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Got the wife her response is why I love her.

So we were talking about plants and I randomly come up with:

If you stab a vampire with a cactus doesn't that make it a succulent steak?

She groans and can't help but giggle as she literally face palms, but complains none the less "I thought you loved me!". I laugh even harder. "You're proud of that aren't you, why you are so proud of that? When you shit in your hand and throw it at strangers that is nothing to be proud of".

Tell you fellers she's a keeper :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kactusotp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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