Geogre Melies, one of the first movie makers and the first to popularize things like substitution splices, multiple exposures, time-lapse photography, dissolves, and hand-painted colour in movies and was also the first movie director to have a storyboard. A Trip To The Moon is his most popular work
Geogre Melies, one of the first movie makers and the first to popularize things like substitution splices time-lapse photography, dissolves, and hand-painted colour in movies and was also the first movie director to have a storyboard. A Trip To The Moon is his most popular work (1902)
Geogre Melies, one of the first movie makers and the first to popularize things like substitution splices time-lapse photography, dissolves, and hand-painted colour in movies and was also the first movie director to have a storyboard. A Trip To The Moon is his most popular work (1902)
Geogre Melies, one of the first movie makers and the first to popularize things like substitution splices, multiple exposures, time-lapse photography, dissolves, and hand-painted colour in movies and was also the first movie director to have a storyboard. A Trip To The Moon is his most popular work
Geogre Melies, one of the first movie makers and the first to popularize things like substitution splices, multiple exposures, time-lapse photography, dissolves, and hand-painted colour in movies and was also the first movie director to have a storyboard. A Trip To The Moon is his most popular work
If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore
Don't know if this was posted here before
"Tiny Blobs of Brain Cells Could Reveal How Your Mind Differs from a Neanderthal’s: Researchers grew clusters of brain cells in the lab with a gene carried by our ancient ancestors"
nytimes.com/2021/02/11/sc…
Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...
But Bill kept the Windows
From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
To the person who stole my MS Office License.
I will find you. You have my Word.
I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,
“thank you for your cervix.”
Sponge bob | (•)(•) | , Patrick / (•)(•) \ , Squidward ( (•)(•) ) , Plankton | (•) | , Mr. Krabs |•| |•|
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good.
But now I stand corrected.
Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!
I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?
originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’?
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
My wife said, “I don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.”
I said, “That makes two of us.”
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
I saw a pack of gummy worms that said “No artificial flavor.”
Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
Does this mean we're doomed?
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?
Because it'll blow his cover
I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
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