A list of puns related to "Sub Basement"
I had my parents over. We were in my basement putting in new appliances. Inspired by this sub's all-time top post, I grabbed my dad's tape measure and started poking him with it.
"Did you actually need that for anything?"
"No, I'm just trying to measure your patience."
"My patience? I'm not even a doctor."
Learned my lesson.
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