A list of puns related to "Stratman"
I'd be very interested in their replies.
It annoys me that I drive past 2 of them each day going E on Speedway and I cant understand wtf is on the billboard or what it has to do with dentistry.
Is the guy holding a large cucumber? Playing a saxophone? Is he smoking a bong?? Can someone please tell me?
The vast majority of comments about the and in this subreddit and elsewhere are positive. People are saying that it turned them on like crazy, that he was the hot one all along, a few even said they jacked off to it. I genuinely don't understand the response.
Stratman was a hostage that was forced to strip at gunpoint. In other scenes where guards were assaulted, there were at least reactions of disgust or dissent, like where Alex walked out. But in this, it was just three minutes of this dude stripping and everyone hooting and hollering.
The depiction of it was fucked up because the camera angles and the editing served to enhance the eroticism of it, instead of keeping it at a critical distance like any other morally reasonable piece of art would've. The writing was terrible, because no human being, no victim - man or woman - would react as enthusiastically as he did in the same circumstances.
I'd normally be willing to go easy on the show for being unrealistic as they've clearly given up on dealing with reality, but portraying sexual assault as mutually pleasurable soft-porn isn't just unrealistic, it's morally abhorrent.
In earlier seasons, one of the show's strengths has been it's commitment to social justice, and it's depiction of the complexities of trying to maintain normal moral codes in an abnormal environment. But the way they did this scene and the way people are reacting to it is kind of disgusting. It's completely out of step with the kind of message the show would normally otherwise promote.
Stratman's first name is currently unknown, although "B. Stratman" is embroidered on his uniform, giving us at least a hint about what it might be. So what do you think the B stands for? Bobby? Bam-Bam? Balthazar?
Personally I think he looks like a Benji.
He went from being such an unlikeable character - friends with humps, antagonist of flores and ruiz, to being seriously attractive and likable. I felt sorry for him while he had to use the bathroom, he looked genuinely uncomfortable, turning red and hyperventilating. even after they put him in the poo, i felt sorry for him, and it's not just because of the striptease
Hi all, I just wanted to share a comic cover that I commissioned the 16 bit videos artist, John Stratman, for. It's for an all-ages horror comic set in the 90s called Project Hoax. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgl/project-hoax-a-one-shot-all-ages-horror-comic
Cheers, and let John know what you think below :) SGL
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Wondered if anyone else noticed that when Caputo was in Poo and he heard Ruiz talking to herself, he had to cycle through about five of the Hispanic girls names before he realised it was her.
Juxtapose that with Stratman getting put in poo, Caputo recognised him literally just by the sound of the guy shitting.
The way that this show weaves it's social commentary is beautiful.
I think skin head helen is so hot & adorable π€£π€£π€£π€£ who is someone in the show you feel fucked up for finding attractive? Help me feel better haha
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
the correct answer is piscatella but still
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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