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Story Bible Puns

A list of puns related to "Story Bible"

The bible is the greatest story ever told.

And to hell with anyone who doesn’t believe me.

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👤︎ u/nftpc
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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Did you know there used to be a story in the bible about a bank heist but it got removed

It was inside job

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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What part of the Bible has the most love stories?

Romans

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👤︎ u/Noinks
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

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👤︎ u/BillyBob_TX
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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I found a $20 bill in the parking lot of the grocery store. I asked myself, what would Jesus do?

So I turned it into wine.

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👤︎ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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