Did you hear about the Fleetwood Mac singer's leg shaving mishap?

It was Stevie's nick.

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Was Jack Black? Was Barry white? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay?

Sure makes Stevie Wonder.

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📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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Does music make you think?

It made Stevie wonder.

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👤︎ u/Skull_Bag
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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An accident in superstition is

a Stevie Blunder

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📅︎ Feb 05 2017
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What do you call a pirate with two eye patches?

Stevie Plunder!

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👤︎ u/milk_jesus
📅︎ Aug 20 2016
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That's dark, dad...

Me: "Have you seen Mark Twain's house? It's beautiful." Dad: "No. Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house?" Me: "No." Dad: "Neither has he."

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📅︎ Feb 03 2015
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Dad replied this to a cousin after watching an add with Stevie Wonder

Cousin: "man, I'd love to be able to see Stevie wonder live."

Dad: "I bet Stevie wonder would love to be able to see you also."

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👤︎ u/gman806
📅︎ Nov 27 2015
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Science and Music

Did you know that scientists have proven that Ray Charles's music is more emotionally stimulating than Stevie Wonder's? They conducted a double-blind study.

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📅︎ Sep 14 2014
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Always Giving Me Future Material

"Hey son, have you ever seen Stevie Wonder play with Paul McCartney?" "No, Dad" "Neither has he!"

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📅︎ Nov 04 2014
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Grammys dad joke

I rolled over on the bed and laid my head down during the Grammys tonight. Following conversation ensued- Boyfriend- hey! Watch the Grammys!

Me- why? Stevie wonder isn't even watching and he's on stage!

Boyfriend- snorts air audibly and rolls eyes.

Success.

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👤︎ u/jvcl
📅︎ Feb 09 2015
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Listening to Stevie Wonder in the car with the Father

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's piano?"
"No?"
"That's okay, neither has he."

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👤︎ u/elamenopee
📅︎ Aug 30 2014
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My father's classic

Dad: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife?

Me: Nope?

Dad: Neither has he.

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