Me: Well, thatβs your Uncle Frank. Thatβs where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why.
Son: Maybe itβs so he could be Frank in Stein
Me: That son of a bitch!
It's in great condition, beerly used.
His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.
The king offered him a free palace stein
Nein! Mine Stein!
Now he's Frank in stein.
Ein Stein bitte.
...because they love ein stein.
His running mate will be Jill Stein. It'll be the Franken / Stein ticket.
Ein Stein!
He said he met someone named Franklin from a body-building competition he participated in a few years ago. His last name was "Stein".
"Rise and Stein!"
"Sure, its a Franken-Stein."
Son: maybe it's so he could be a frank in stein? Me: Dammit Frank!
Son: What's in that fancy beer mug in the mantel?
Me: Well, that's your Uncle Frank. That's where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never got why
Son: Maybe it's so he could be Frank in Stein?
Me: That SON OF A BITCH!
