Son: What’s in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?

Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why.

Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein

Me: That son of a bitch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StealthSpyda215
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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They finally caught the guy who's been putting hot sauce in beer mugs

His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I’m looking for punny popsicle names. I’d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. I’m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polkadotmcgot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Thinking of selling my stein glass ...

It's in great condition, beerly used.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Franken-beer Stein [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Why did the reluctant knight finally decide to join the crusade?

The king offered him a free palace stein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What did Einstein say when someone tried to steal his beer?

Nein! Mine Stein!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Everyone's favorite German industrial metal band
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuitterQ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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When my cousin Frank died, his body was cremated, and his ashes were placed in a decorative German beer tankard.

Now he's Frank in stein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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How does Einstein order a beer in Germany?

Ein Stein bitte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolez-nunez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Why do physicists prefer German bars?

...because they love ein stein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stage_directions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Did you hear that Al Franken said he will run for President?

His running mate will be Jill Stein. It'll be the Franken / Stein ticket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfoust2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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What is the smartest amount of beer you can drink?

Ein Stein!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onoj88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2015
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I asked my dad if he knew anyone named "Franklin"...

He said he met someone named Franklin from a body-building competition he participated in a few years ago. His last name was "Stein".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JarheadC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2015
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What does the German alcoholic say when he wakes up in the morning?

"Rise and Stein!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inertia186
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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Asked Dad if the Senator from Minnesota has a beer mug

"Sure, its a Franken-Stein."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geohump
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2014
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Son: what's that in the beer glass on the mantle? Me: well, that's your uncle Frank that's where he wanted his remains. It was his favourite beer stein. He always said it would be funny, never got why.

Son: maybe it's so he could be a frank in stein? Me: Dammit Frank!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boon904
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Roasted!

Son: What's in that fancy beer mug in the mantel?

Me: Well, that's your Uncle Frank. That's where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never got why

Son: Maybe it's so he could be Frank in Stein?

Me: That SON OF A BITCH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crypt0sh0t
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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